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GreatLookingGuy 08-13-2012 01:12 AM

Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?

the commentator 08-13-2012 02:41 AM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
when chuck norris looks in front of a mirror he sees no reflection since there will only be one chuck norris now and forever....

unloco 08-13-2012 02:44 AM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by the commentator (Post 13579220)
when chuck norris looks in front of a mirror he sees no reflection since there will only be one chuck norris now and forever....

this, /thread

Kittikasem 08-13-2012 03:11 AM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GreatLookingGuy (Post 13579002)
yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?

That isn't a serious question.

kokoko 08-13-2012 03:34 AM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
JCVD, because he's 20 years younger.

CrimsonBeast 08-13-2012 03:58 AM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Chuck norris is like 70 :lol:

Stoo 08-13-2012 04:01 AM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Fuck off Johnstown

James23 08-13-2012 07:49 AM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Chuck Norris.

He has some solid BJJ skills training with Jean-Jacques Machado, I believe. I could be mistaken on his instructor but I know he's got at least a brown belt.

To my knowledge JCVD has zero grappling skills.

Make of that what you will.

The Spider 08-13-2012 07:49 PM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Nobody beats Chuck Norris at anything.

196osh 08-13-2012 07:54 PM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Norris would take him down and choke him asap.

The Spider 08-13-2012 08:00 PM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
People seem to have forgetten details like Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father.

Stoo 08-13-2012 08:03 PM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
:-( People have seem to have to forgotten to tell Johnstown to fuck off

Fuck off Johnstown

greathamza 08-13-2012 08:21 PM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Spider (Post 13584814)
People seem to have forgetten details like Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father.

:deal:deal

don owens 08-13-2012 09:39 PM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
JCVD is a pussy. Norris by ko, first round.

sugarngold 08-13-2012 10:17 PM

Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW
 
Chuck Norris is baaaaaad! JCVD stands no chance at any point in their respective careers.


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