Originally Posted by LeonMcS
Must've been a two cask night, rest your weary head if it's all too much.
I tell ya mate (in confidence) today was a disastrous day. I eventually crawled outta bed & dived for Corn Fakes, but had no milk, so I splashed it with plonk.
I than turned-on HD set-top box, but nothing was happening. Half a cask later I figured I should also turn on the TV. Being faced with Fart Tax reports, I figured it was time to rock into boxing forums, but encountered a glitch. After consuming the balance of the cask, I remembered to switch on the modem. When I run out of grog, I popped across the road to get more...but wouldn't ya know it...I forgot the wallet.
In the end, I gave up & got a neighbour to lend me a couple of casks 'til tomorrow