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Old 11-20-2011, 08:33 PM   #47
MetalMandible
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Default Re: Updated Glass Jaw Rankings

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Originally Posted by Zakman View Post
So who has the absolute worst chin ever in MMA. Kimbo perhaps?
Currently? Andrei Arlovski gets the nod for his career-long history of being flattened every time that disgraceful Mandible gets grazed but excluding his Glass Jaw Champion Emeritus status, Todd Duffee or Forrest Griffin. The former got KOed by a swatting arm punch delivered by a non-punching fatty who was gassed after having been beaten brutally for three rounds and the latter was starched by a fadeaway jab.

ATG? This Japanese dude that got knocked out while sitting on his opponent's chest. There isn't a superlative that can describe a Chin that disgraceful!

Kimbo, is however, a true Glass Jawed Fraud and while he was wrestle****ed more than KOed in MMA, we'll definitely see him starched in the boxing ring as soon as they put him in with something other than a corpse.
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