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Old 10-07-2012, 12:38 AM   #7
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Default Re: Dave Batista won his MMA debut in a not so impressive fashion.

The dude he fought was 300+ lbs of out of shape goooooeyness...and he STILL managed to rock Batista. Most likely due to Batista's inability to realize the other guy would be throwing punches.The reason the fat guy was getting hit was because he wouldn't have been able to get up unless he had a crane helping him. It wasn't like Batista's punches hurt the 'man' on the his belly like a fish, it's just the guy couldn't move to get back up. The punches Batista was taking and his porous defense seriously makes me think I would be able to land a bunch of shots on him. More than the big guy he fought at least. That guy was slower than the government issuing out rebate cheques. Batista would probably have finished me on the ground though, but maybe not...This is meant to illustrate how BAD Batista was and nothing to do with my ability or lack thereof lol.
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