Originally Posted by Joe.Boxer
Too much missionary position sack-rubbing and stalling can bore even the most patient ufc fan.
Oh yeah, they gotta work. But at least a dud fight is over in 15 minutes. People act like there's no such thing as two timid, gassed boxers, neither of whom have the power to stop each other, clinching and feinting and playing peek-a-boo and landing two good punches each from round 4 to round 10.