Talking of fried food, have you heard about this 'Beach Lard' business?
I particularly enjoyed this quote:
"The lard was covered in the largest barnacles I've ever seen. Animals, including my dog, have certainly enjoyed the lard, and it still looks and smells good enough to have a fry up with."
I wonder if we could get some of this 'Beach Lard' for Micky's, who knows what magical properties it could impart?