Originally Posted by LittleRed
Where does mustachoeity rank?
Certainly factors in, but not nearly as important. I value it, don't get me wrong, but it's just way too subjective, that one. I mean, for instance: Lopez vs Sorjaturong.
Neither man has an actual, visible mustache to judge, but we know
that Ricardo's metaphysical 'stache would certainly trump Saman's in every single category.The problem, of course, comes when we look at fights like Mayweather-Judah. Who has the edge in mustachoeity there? Not nearly as clear cut. You'd have to switch up and go to eyebrows in that one, and that just leads to a whole cluster****.
No, best to establish a criterion around something more realistic, more easily observed and measured, more less-stupid-and-nonsensical
. Why I went for jive-ass clowning.