went out last night, doing my thing with some bird I'd just met and to my absolute horror i hear "well played mr luf" being shouted out... I peel this bird off my face, turn round and a fukin girl i teach is stood at the bar. Had to get her kicked out it was a massive drama I'm gonna have to have a meeting with my deputy head on Tuesday and everything now.
But in school I'm proper strict and i portray the maths geek stereotype pretty well. But now this girl has seen me doing my thing and i feel my image is gonna get destroyed down. I'm quite bad on a night out, dirty dancing with drunk sluts and all that lot and now kids at school are gonna know what I'm really like.
It's pretty bad. On the positive though i destroyed this bird last night, every cloud has a silver lining and that lot