Originally Posted by Sweet Pea
Originally Posted by noonan
Was it a grease fancy dress party?
Sweet Pea at the club getting ready to approach a young lady.
Comb : 2 Dollars
The recent embroidered addition to his jacket and where his last paycheck went.
Letting people know who your are : 65 Dollars
Him and his gang of hooligans appropriating funds from a local nerd
Set of Dumbells to ensure lifting strength : 90 Dollars
Now that the cover charge has been paid, thanks to their earlier shenanigans and thuggery perpetrated against the unsuspecting nerd, the gang is waiting, praying, that **** pops off.........knowing that the dance moves that they've aquired after countless hours, weeks, months, years of relentless practice will win them any dance battle.............. and score them the gals.
Freshly shined shoes courtesy of Mr. "call da amba lamps" : 10 Dollars
Life is goooooooood. So long as your name is Sweet Pea and you're rockin' a leather jacket.
"Oh that Sweet Pea, he's soooo dreamy" the girls think, moistening at the meer mention of his name.
Binaca so your breath is fresh for the ladies : 2 Dollars.
The pay off:
36 pack of Condoms : 20 Dollars
Enjoying the sweet sensation that only conquering a dumb hooor can provide
Pack a Smokes : 5 Dollars
The look on his face and projectile vomiting that inevitably follow after the realization that his leather jacket, excessive drinking, and all around tomfoolery have once again been a catalyst for him ****ing some fat *****.............