Updated Glass Jaw Rankings

MetalMandible · 10-24-2011, 01:59 PM

01. Andrei Arlovski
02. Forrest Griffin
03. Keith Glass Jawdine
04. Todd Duffee
05. Wanderlei Silva
06. Brendan Fraud
07. Rashad Evans
08. Brock Lesnar
09. Ryan Bader
10. Matt Hughes

Honorable Mentions- Frank Mir, Michael Bisping, James Thompson, Ken Shamrock, Kimbo Slice, Matt Lindland, Cro Cop, Alistair Overeem, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Pat Barry, Melvin Guillard, Gray Maynard, Frankie Edgar, Jorge Santiago

greathamza · 10-24-2011, 04:08 PM

Kimbo is in boxing now

Rico Spadafora · 10-24-2011, 04:40 PM

Is Duffee still trying to fight? Haven't heard his name in a while. What a Glass Jawed hype job he was. Dana White hyped him up so much then he got KOed by a guy with titties and a beer gut.

No Fear · 10-24-2011, 05:29 PM

Pat Barry.

El Bujia · 10-24-2011, 05:34 PM

Chuck at least deserves a mention these days. His chin has went from iron to glass over the past 4-5 years.

MetalMandible · 10-24-2011, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by greathamza

Kimbo is in boxing now

Getting KOed by a jab thrown while on the back foot and literally one-footed assures one will remain in the GJHoF forever. He's on this list because he hasn't officially retired from competition but if and when he does he'll still be in the running for ATG Glass Jaw lists.

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Originally Posted by Rico Spadafora

Is Duffee still trying to fight? Haven't heard his name in a while. What a Glass Jawed hype job he was. Dana White hyped him up so much then he got KOed by a guy with titties and a beer gut.

Yeah, he's been on the shelf due to injuries (cycling) but he intends on continuing to pursue those championship dreams. And, really, I'm stoked about that. He has one of the most disgraceful Chins in a sport full of them and few get knocked out in as hilarious fashion as the Duff Man.

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Originally Posted by El Bujia

Chuck at least deserves a mention these days.
His chin has went from iron to glass over the past 4-5 years.

Chuck did indeed possess one of the most abysmal Chins in MMA during the latter part of his career but he's officially retired now which means that he's only meant for ATG Glass lists at this point.

Joe.Boxer · 10-24-2011, 08:07 PM

I'd like to lobby for Matt Hughes to bumped up a few places. The way he was knocked silly by Josh Cockcheck was pathetic.

rekcutnevets · 10-24-2011, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMandible

Getting KOed by a jab thrown while on the back foot and literally one-footed assures one will remain in the GJHoF forever. He's on this list because he hasn't officially retired from competition but if and when he does he'll still be in the running for ATG Glass Jaw lists.

Kimbo gets a bad rap for this. He was never ko'd by a jab. Kimbo was dropped by a jab, but was stopped by multiple strikes to the head while making a few attempts to stand.

http://i37.tinypic.com/e9t0ki.jpg
Does this make him iron jawed? No, but there are numerous levels between china and steel. I think we've seen Kimbo hit enough to know his stamina is much shakier than his chin.
http://i45.tinypic.com/72rck6.gif

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Originally Posted by MetalMandible

Yeah, he's been on the shelf due to injuries (cycling) but he intends on continuing to pursue those championship dreams. And, really, I'm stoked about that. He has one of the most disgraceful Chins in a sport full of them and few get knocked out in as hilarious fashion as the Duff Man.

The cycling thing just caused some beer to come out of my nose.

Lefthooktommy · 10-25-2011, 09:49 AM

Metal did you make these videos?

Tuffnutz · 10-25-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lefthooktommy

Metal did you make these videos?

MetalMandible · 10-25-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lefthooktommy

Metal did you make these videos?

No, but I applaud the man who did. Glass Jaws exist in MMA and it's videos like these that will educate the peons. That being said, I'm working on compiling some videos now for the upcoming blockbuster "Mixed Martial Glass".

Rico Spadafora · 10-25-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lefthooktommy

Metal did you make these videos?

@ these MMA fighters getting knocked down and out by Jabs. What a disgrace. There is no excuse for that. Two of the worst Glass Jaws I have ever seen and that includes Roy Jones Jr and James Kirkland.

chimba · 10-25-2011, 02:03 PM

Cant deny it, they exist in MMA.

Ai-edy2007 · 10-25-2011, 06:49 PM

your abs might be hard but i guarantee that chin is glass.

cross_trainer · 10-25-2011, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMandible

No, but I applaud the man who did. Glass Jaws exist in MMA and it's videos like these that will educate the peons.

Indeed. As one of those peons, I can attest to my absolute shock when I discovered that some fighters were significantly more vulnerable to knockouts than others. Once upon a time, I thought that easily Ko'd fighters were akin to bigfoot -- they did not exist. I know better now. Thanks to you.

You must spread this information throughout the boxing and MMA community. Once MMA fighters and boxing coaches learn about the existence of these "glass jaws" you speak of, they may even change their strategies to maximize their chances of knocking out weaker-jawed fighters.

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MetalMandible Chinchecker ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: GA Posts: 3,773 vCash: 500	Updated Glass Jaw Rankings 01. Andrei Arlovski 02. Forrest Griffin 03. Keith Glass Jawdine 04. Todd Duffee 05. Wanderlei Silva 06. Brendan Fraud 07. Rashad Evans 08. Brock Lesnar 09. Ryan Bader 10. Matt Hughes Honorable Mentions- Frank Mir, Michael Bisping, James Thompson, Ken Shamrock, Kimbo Slice, Matt Lindland, Cro Cop, Alistair Overeem, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Pat Barry, Melvin Guillard, Gray Maynard, Frankie Edgar, Jorge Santiago Last edited by MetalMandible; 10-29-2011 at 11:41 AM.
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greathamza Champion East Side Guru Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: sweden Posts: 6,291 vCash: 75	Re: Updated Glass Jaw Rankings Kimbo is in boxing now
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Rico Spadafora Best Chin On ESB East Side VIP Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 16,342 vCash: 1158	Re: Updated Glass Jaw Rankings Is Duffee still trying to fight? Haven't heard his name in a while. What a Glass Jawed hype job he was. Dana White hyped him up so much then he got KOed by a guy with titties and a beer gut.
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El Bujia Undisputed Champion East Side VIP Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: The dirty dirty. Posts: 10,989 vCash: 500	Re: Updated Glass Jaw Rankings Chuck at least deserves a mention these days. His chin has went from iron to glass over the past 4-5 years.
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Lefthooktommy Natural Born Killer ESB Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Dark side of the Moon Posts: 1,963 vCash: 75	Re: Updated Glass Jaw Rankings Metal did you make these videos?
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chimba Off the Somali Coast East Side VIP Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 20,188 vCash: 800	Re: Updated Glass Jaw Rankings Cant deny it, they exist in MMA.
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Ai-edy2007 STOCKTON 209 MOTHERFUCKER ESB Addict Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 3,974 vCash: 500	Re: Updated Glass Jaw Rankings your abs might be hard but i guarantee that chin is glass.
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