Updated Glass Jaw Rankings

[Zakman]

So who has the absolute worst chin ever in MMA. Kimbo perhaps?

[MetalMandible]

Originally Posted by Zakman

So who has the absolute worst chin ever in MMA. Kimbo perhaps?

Currently? Andrei Arlovski gets the nod for his career-long history of being flattened every time that disgraceful Mandible gets grazed but excluding his Glass Jaw Champion Emeritus status, Todd Duffee or Forrest Griffin. The former got KOed by a swatting arm punch delivered by a non-punching fatty who was gassed after having been beaten brutally for three rounds and the latter was starched by a fadeaway jab.

ATG? This Japanese dude that got knocked out while sitting on his opponent's chest. There isn't a superlative that can describe a Chin that disgraceful!

Kimbo, is however, a true Glass Jawed Fraud and while he was wrestlefucked more than KOed in MMA, we'll definitely see him starched in the boxing ring as soon as they put him in with something other than a corpse.

[Chucky]

Originally Posted by Zakman

I heard just about every MMA fighter has a glass jaw. Shouldn't this list be longer?

I get Mandibles satire but you are being a troll. YOU are going to get this thread deleted or moved. Explain that to your girlfriend.

[Deckard]

Fedor.
Crocop.

And in other news; people who should NOT be on a glass jaw List: Dan Henderson and Mauricio Rua.

[Joe.Boxer]

Originally Posted by Zakman

I heard just about every MMA fighter has a glass jaw. Shouldn't this list be longer?

There are just far too many to mention, to the point where many glass jawed mma disgraces of the past are even forgotten.

Of course fanboy deniers such as Tuffnutz tried the classic "that punch woulda blah blah..." defense for as long as they possibly could, until exemplary IJWs such as Penn, Henderson & Rua flaunted their steel amongst all the glass, proving supreme punch resistance, rare as it is, does indeed exist in mma!

[Zakman]

Originally Posted by Chucky

I get Mandibles satire but you are being a troll. YOU are going to get this thread deleted or moved. Explain that to your girlfriend.

Metal is this forum's designated chinchecker, no doubt. And I respect that. I'm just here to lend a hand for short while. Truth be told, I don't know enough about who the players are to do a complete mandibular analysis.

[PIRA]

God these trolls are boring. I am reminded of a bunch of pom pom waving cheerleaders.


We just had a great UFC yet all these guys talk about is this same bullshit.

Chucky,


Hit em where it hurts and ban 'em from ESB MMA and general. Anyone who has over 37,000 posts needs a life.

[Zakman]

Originally Posted by PIRA

God these trolls are boring. I am reminded of a bunch of pom pom waving cheerleaders.

We just had a great UFC yet all these guys talk about is this same bullshit.

If you find discussion of punch resistance "boring," you do not have to click on the thread. This would seem be a wiser course of action than whining to the moderators. There are plenty of other topics on this forum - including ones about the fight you want to talk about!

[PIRA]

I find MM entertaining but you and like boring. You could do one better Zakman and not visit a forum re a sport you time and again have admitted you care nothing about!

That would make more sense!

[Zakman]

Originally Posted by PIRA

I find MM entertaining but you and like boring. You could do one better Zakman and not visit a forum re a sport you time and again have admitted you care nothing about!

That would make more sense!

Well, of course I will leave the MMA chinchecking to pros like Metal Mandible. I just dropped by to help emphasize the importance of punch resistance in all sports.

Ta-ta!