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Old 05-03-2012, 07:54 PM   #1
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Default Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Demands Manny Pacquiao Prove He Is Not A Terminator

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Although Floyd Mayweather, Jr. faces Puerto Rican star Miguel Cotto in a pay-per-view blockbuster on Saturday, May 5, he cannot avoid questions about a fighter he has never faced despite endless speculation, trash talk, and (ultimately failed) negotiations: Manny Pacquiao.

Rather than deflect questions about Pacquiao to focus on Cotto, the outspoken Mayweather continues to give reporters a reason to ask about the other top welterweight in the world.

In his latest, most outrageous tirade on the subject, Mayweather implied that Pacquiao might in fact be a cybernetic organism like the one portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the "Terminator" film franchise.

“All we gotta do is both prove we’re real men, not part human, part machine weapons of destruction, and we’ll have the biggest fight in the history of the sport,” said Mayweather at a press conference at the MGM Grand.

“Floyd Mayweather is 100 percent man. I’m all flesh, blood, sweat, tears, hard work, and dedication," he said. "I don’t have no electric servomechanisms powering my endoskeleton and making me an unstoppable warrior. I’ll prove that any time, any day. If Poochie-ao [Mayweather’s derisive nickname for Pacquiao] is willing to do the same, I’m willing to fight him.”

When asked why he was accusing the Filipino congressman and eight-division titlist of being a cyborg, Mayweather was quick to insist that he was not making any outright accusations.

“Floyd Mayweather is not accusing nobody of nothing," he said. "Floyd Mayweather is not saying that Manny Pacquiao was designed by Skynet and sent from the future to exterminate human resistance to the rise of the robots. I’m just saying that Floyd Mayweather will take the test and prove he ain’t no cyborg, and anybody Floyd Mayweather fights either does the same or don’t make the big boy money.”

Cotto has agreed to take the test, laughing off the idea that he is a Terminator.

“I have no liquid metal mimetic poly alloy to recover from damage, no superconducting artificial neural network CPU with the ability to learn,” Cotto said through a tongue-tied translator. “If he needs me to take a test to prove [it], I will take his stupid test.”

Later in the press conference, Mayweather also mentioned that he is in the market for kryptonite, as he has requested that his future opponents also take a Superman test.

“I’m just trying to clean up the sport of boxing,” Mayweather said. “Floyd Mayweather makes fights, not excuses.”
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:56 PM   #2
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Mayweather is ****ed. emmanuel is a cyborg. He has instant willing obedience to any order bob barks out at him.
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:58 PM   #3
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Mayweather is ****ed. emmanuel is a cyborg. He has instant willing obedience to any order bob barks out at him.
How the **** does a cyborg get cramps?
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:58 PM   #4
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Hey I'd be scared a cross-eyed midget cyborg as well.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:01 PM   #5
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Manny a "G"! He has made Floyd fear him... LMAO
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:03 PM   #6
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Floyd will NEVER EVER fight Manny "The wrecking machine" Pacquiao... Void will continue to ask for a silly test and 65%!
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:06 PM   #7
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Lol, I thought the ****ing issue was money.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:09 PM   #8
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I really like this thread.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:10 PM   #9
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Floyd will NEVER EVER fight Manny "The wrecking machine" Pacquiao... Void will continue to ask for a silly test and 65%!
Man you better talk to my promoter. **** out of here.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:11 PM   #10
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“I have no liquid metal mimetic poly alloy to recover from damage, no superconducting artificial neural network CPU with the ability to learn,” Cotto said through a tongue-tied translator. “If he needs me to take a test to prove [it], I will take his stupid test.”
That's quality by Cotto. Especially the last bit.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:16 PM   #11
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Damn Paccy boy is a Terminator?!?

I though the terminator was taken to school by Dinamita.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:18 PM   #12
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...lol at people thinking this is real. You think cotto or mayweather have that kind if vocab?
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:19 PM   #13
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...lol at people thinking this is real. You think cotto or mayweather have that kind if vocab?
The OP made it up. We are just having fun with it.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:24 PM   #14
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The OP made it up. We are just having fun with it.
nah i ain't that talented
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MEXICO CITY – In a move that surprised nobody in the boxing community, the World Boxing Council stripped their light heavyweight titlist, Tyrus “The Truth” Truffant, of his belt on Monday evening.

The WBC also announced shortly thereafter that interim 175 pound titleholder Julio Cesar Ramos will face Julio Cesar Ramon in Mexico City to fill the vacancy. That fight will be held on Saturday, Sept. 15, the day before Mexican Independence Day.

The Mexico City-based WBC, often criticized for favoring Mexican fighters, did nothing to dissuade the boxing media of that notion in a press conference announcing the decision.

When asked why Truffant was being stripped, despite having defended his title successfully and without controversy just three weeks earlier, and although he had already entered into negotiations for his next defense in the fall, WBC President Jose Sulaiman indignantly defended the decision.

“Why? Because screw him,” Sulaiman told reporters. “Screw him and anybody who disagrees with me.”

“Why would he do this?” Truffant asked plaintively when told of the WBC’s decision and Sulaiman’s subsequent comments. “This is my livelihood he’s messing with. And why does he have to be such a dick about it? What the hell is wrong with this guy?”

In spite of Truffant’s status as a well-respected fighting champion, Sulaiman completely dismissed any protests on his behalf.

“If you don’t like my decision, you can kiss my ass,” Sulaiman said to the awestruck media. “Tyrus can kiss my ass, too, but it won’t get him the WBC title back.”

When asked if he was sure that he wanted go on record with such derisive comments directed at a man who did nothing but defend the WBC belt with dignity and honor, Sulaiman laughed.

“The only thing I’m more sure of is that Truffant isn’t fit to lick loose shit out of my asshole, let alone represent my exalted organization as a world champion,” replied Sulaiman. “**** that guy.”

Ramos, the beneficiary of the WBC’s actions, largely ignored the controversy and expressed gratitude toward the WBC and Sulaiman for the opportunity.

“I have dreamed of this day since I was a young boy, to fight for the most prestigious world championship in front of all my fans in Mexico. I want to thank Jose Sulaiman and the WBC for giving me a chance to make my dreams come true,” he said through a translator. “I would be honored to ingest even his foulest waste.”

Meanwhile, Truffant was far less laudatory than Ramos in his remarks about Sulaiman, though he refrained from addressing the longtime WBC president’s offensive statements in kind.

“I don’t really know what to say about any of it. I think I’d be less insulted if he had just spit in my face,” he said, shaking his head with disillusionment and disgust.

“Oh, good idea,” Sulaiman said. He then spit directly in Truffant’s face.

The WBC later issued a press release congratulating Sulaiman on his aim and the viscosity of his saliva.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:25 PM   #15
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So is Floyd playing Jon Connor, then?

Pac's the T1000, whilst Cotto's the T100.
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