YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match...

GreatLookingGuy · 08-20-2012, 01:23 AM

ESB mma forum guys have crushed James Toney Vitali Klitschko and prime Hulk Hogan in submission grappling matches. Some have done so one after the other, in less than one minute. So how do you guys do aganst Ms Rousey?PS, while she is a arm bar girl, I do have to mention that the rules stipulate that you may not eat your way out of a triangle.

rusty nails · 08-20-2012, 02:07 AM

it might take a while but i think id get her eventually. id be no chance at all in a judo match though.. none

RJJFan · 08-20-2012, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by GreatLookingGuy

ESB mma forum guys have crushed James Toney Vitali Klitschko and prime Hulk Hogan in submission grappling matches. Some have done so one after the other, in less than one minute. So how do you guys do aganst Ms Rousey?PS, while she is a arm bar girl, I do have to mention that the rules stipulate that you may not eat your way out of a triangle.

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Flea Man · 08-20-2012, 02:35 AM

Rousey SUB1 (terror induced forfeit)

Matt Ldn · 08-20-2012, 02:43 AM

I would rate my chances as slim at best

the commentator · 08-20-2012, 04:20 AM

I would submit with her with my "anaconda" hold.....

Stoo · 08-20-2012, 05:00 AM

Fuck off Johnstown

196osh · 08-20-2012, 06:42 AM

At this stage I am a fairly decent blue belt with about 15-20lbs on her and I would say she would snap me up like a bitch real quick.

Primate · 08-20-2012, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 196osh

At this stage I am a fairly decent blue belt with about 15-20lbs on her and I would say she would snap me up like a bitch real quick.

Same.

I've rolled with and subbed Judo black belts before, but I'm gonna go out on a limb, so to speak, and say she has the skills and experience to wreck me pretty quickly

Kittikasem · 08-20-2012, 09:08 AM

The bell would ring, she'd trip me, I'd ejaculate all over her leg, and the referee would immediately wave it off. A warm, sticky defeat for me. But a pleasurable one.

Muchmoore · 08-20-2012, 09:39 AM

Girls are inferior beings.

End of story

Big N Bad · 08-20-2012, 09:46 AM

shes tougher than most ppl think and would beat alot of men

Muchmoore · 08-20-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Big N Bad

shes tougher than most ppl think and would beat alot of men

Most people are useless though.

We have girls training at the mma gym i go to....its funny

I'm considerably larger than her but if we were similar weights i feel like i could pull off a kimura or northsouth choke. basically anything

turbotime · 08-20-2012, 10:02 AM

She's not takin it to the ground.

A roll-under left hook KO shot from turbotime.

Peter__1987 · 08-20-2012, 10:12 AM

I'd let her get full mount

08-20-2012, 01:23 AM	#1
GreatLookingGuy Journeyman Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 84 vCash: 500	YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... ESB mma forum guys have crushed James Toney Vitali Klitschko and prime Hulk Hogan in submission grappling matches. Some have done so one after the other, in less than one minute. So how do you guys do aganst Ms Rousey?PS, while she is a arm bar girl, I do have to mention that the rules stipulate that you may not eat your way out of a triangle.
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08-20-2012, 02:07 AM	#2
rusty nails Tszyu for PM!! East Side Guru Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: dunno..where am i??? Posts: 6,723 vCash: 1000	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... it might take a while but i think id get her eventually. id be no chance at all in a judo match though.. none
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Flea Man มวยสากล East Side VIP Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: @ferociousflea Posts: 44,051 vCash: 75	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... Rousey SUB1 (terror induced forfeit)
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08-20-2012, 02:43 AM	#5
Matt Ldn Belt holder ESB Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: NSW via Leeds/London Posts: 4,788 vCash: 1269	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... I would rate my chances as slim at best
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08-20-2012, 04:20 AM	#6
the commentator Contender ESB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,107 vCash: 500	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... I would submit with her with my "anaconda" hold.....
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Stoo RIP T-Dog East Side VIP Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 14,943 vCash: 1000	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... Fuck off Johnstown
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08-20-2012, 06:42 AM	#8
196osh Mendes Bros. East Side VIP Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11,467 vCash: 277	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... At this stage I am a fairly decent blue belt with about 15-20lbs on her and I would say she would snap me up like a bitch real quick.
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Kittikasem Andre Ward: #1 SMW Ever ESB Addict Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 2,284 vCash: 500	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... The bell would ring, she'd trip me, I'd ejaculate all over her leg, and the referee would immediately wave it off. A warm, sticky defeat for me. But a pleasurable one.
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08-20-2012, 09:39 AM	#11
Muchmoore Champion East Side Guru Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,447 vCash: 1000	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... Girls are inferior beings. End of story
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08-20-2012, 09:46 AM	#12
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08-20-2012, 10:02 AM	#14
turbotime Future Hall Of Famer East Side VIP Join Date: May 2012 Location: LA/Canada Posts: 18,670 vCash: 816	Re: YOU vs Ronda Rousey in a submission grappling match... She's not takin it to the ground. A roll-under left hook KO shot from turbotime.
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08-20-2012, 10:12 AM	#15
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