Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW - Page 2

JohnJohn · 08-13-2012, 10:54 PM

Seriously, today JCVD would win this on youth (relatively speaking) alone. Prime for prime, Norris all day.

Body Head · 08-13-2012, 11:27 PM

Van Damme doesn't lose against anybody ever.

It's time to stop the Chuck Norris invincibility jokes, because at this very fuckin moment it's all about JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME. IT ALL STARTS HERE.

Van Damme is undefeated with one draw, with that draw coming from Arnold Schwarzengger.

Nobody fucks with Arnold or Van Damme.

dranon · 08-13-2012, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Body Head

Van Damme doesn't lose against anybody ever.

It's time to stop the Chuck Norris invincibility jokes, because at this very fuckin moment it's all about JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME. IT ALL STARTS HERE.

Van Damme is undefeated with one draw, with that draw coming from Arnold Schwarzengger.

Nobody fucks with Arnold or Van Damme.

There are no Chuck Norris jokes! Those are warnings for everyone's personal safety! A single hair in chucks manly beard has the capability to cripple JCVD.

boranbkk · 08-14-2012, 10:16 PM

I love the way you put "Serious Question" on this one!

Well oustide of Seagal who taught everyone everything and Bruce...... well.....we just don't talk about Bruce cos he's on a level all on his own, has there ever been such an epic match up of legends the calibre of these two?

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgitIMSgKT8[/ame]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybSGMkqWbQ[/ame]

I just can't decide!

jb1 · 08-14-2012, 11:59 PM

Chuck norris was a character in mortal kombat but had to be removed as he is immortal and every move he does is a fatality

GreatLookingGuy · 08-16-2012, 11:20 PM

I am actually serious on this, kind of curious. Norris was way better at real karate, including the full contact type (although I guess JCVD was more legit than I once thought he was. my assumption always was he was basically a dancer, but I guess he won some real fights). Also Norris actually learned some legit BJJ and got pretty good at it. he has taken better care of his body, not having used drugs or drank and not having banged every coke whore he could, yet again, 70 plus is still 70 plus. So I just don't know.

08-16-2012, 11:24 PM

I'll say it again >>>

Nobody beats Chuck Norris at anything.

Stoo · 08-17-2012, 02:53 AM

Fuck off Johnstown

GreatLookingGuy · 08-20-2012, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Stoo

Fuck off Johnstown

what?

Stoo · 08-20-2012, 05:01 AM

Fuck off Johnstown!

rusty nails · 08-20-2012, 06:42 AM

come on guys.. ten years ago it might have been different but chuck would have trouble getting out of a deep chair these days.

dranon · 08-23-2012, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rusty nails

come on guys.. ten years ago it might have been different but chuck would have trouble getting out of a deep chair these days.

Bullshit!The chair would help Chuck get up outta fear of death by roundhouse kick.

08-13-2012, 10:54 PM	#16
JohnJohn Belt holder ESB Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,525 vCash: 500	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW Seriously, today JCVD would win this on youth (relatively speaking) alone. Prime for prime, Norris all day.
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08-13-2012, 11:27 PM	#17
Body Head East Side Rape (CEO) ESB Addict Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,330 vCash: 75	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW Van Damme doesn't lose against anybody ever. It's time to stop the Chuck Norris invincibility jokes, because at this very fuckin moment it's all about JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME. IT ALL STARTS HERE. Van Damme is undefeated with one draw, with that draw coming from Arnold Schwarzengger. Nobody fucks with Arnold or Van Damme.
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08-14-2012, 10:16 PM	#19
boranbkk "ไม่ได้โม้นะ" ESB Addict Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: BKK/London Posts: 3,597 vCash: 500	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW I love the way you put "Serious Question" on this one! Well oustide of Seagal who taught everyone everything and Bruce...... well.....we just don't talk about Bruce cos he's on a level all on his own, has there ever been such an epic match up of legends the calibre of these two? [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgitIMSgKT8[/ame] [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vybSGMkqWbQ[/ame] I just can't decide!
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08-14-2012, 11:59 PM	#20
jb1 REFLECTION OF PERFECTION ESB Full Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 379 vCash: 1000	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW Chuck norris was a character in mortal kombat but had to be removed as he is immortal and every move he does is a fatality
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08-16-2012, 11:20 PM	#21
GreatLookingGuy Journeyman Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 84 vCash: 500	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW I am actually serious on this, kind of curious. Norris was way better at real karate, including the full contact type (although I guess JCVD was more legit than I once thought he was. my assumption always was he was basically a dancer, but I guess he won some real fights). Also Norris actually learned some legit BJJ and got pretty good at it. he has taken better care of his body, not having used drugs or drank and not having banged every coke whore he could, yet again, 70 plus is still 70 plus. So I just don't know.
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08-16-2012, 11:24 PM	#22
The Spider Guest Posts: n/a vCash:	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW I'll say it again >>> Nobody beats Chuck Norris at anything.
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08-17-2012, 02:53 AM	#23
Stoo RIP T-Dog East Side VIP Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 14,974 vCash: 1000	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW Fuck off Johnstown
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08-20-2012, 05:01 AM	#25
Stoo RIP T-Dog East Side VIP Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 14,974 vCash: 1000	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW Fuck off Johnstown!
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08-20-2012, 06:42 AM	#26
rusty nails Tszyu for PM!! East Side Guru Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: dunno..where am i??? Posts: 6,723 vCash: 1000	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW come on guys.. ten years ago it might have been different but chuck would have trouble getting out of a deep chair these days.
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