|09-28-2012, 12:55 PM||#1|
ESB Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2008
Who am I?
AGS [EDIT]: None
I was trouble and trouble with a capital T.
Spent a ****load of time in Jail.
Like a rocket faded and faded fast.
I personally first met him at a party when I was a teen and "Wow" did he impress me.
One of my friends parents hosted the party and us teens were out the back mostly.
In the course of the evening one of the most beautiful ladies you could possibly imagine arrived and us like the geeks we were couldn,t help going in the lounge continually to get a coke so we could look down her well endowed cleavage.
We all agreed she was magnificent.
Anyway as the night continued xxxxxxxx who was friend of our mates father had an altercation with this young lasses' boyriend, at the conclusion this poor chap had a gaping wound on his cheek and jawbone which was sickening to look at.
Anyway xxxxxxx then trying to do a Humpty dumpty requested a needle and cotton then sewed this gaping wound up in a manner which evidently had won him numerous CWA sewing competitions while in jail.
He then picked up the glamours coat and threw it at her and said" Come on" .
These may I add were the only words he had ever said to her.
She jumped up and abandoned her boyfreind and left with him.
Boy was that supercool or what .
Never heard anything about him again for a year or so ....jail I was told ?.
The next thing he was having a fight.
Evidently he was punching %@$% out of a former world champion and because of this was offered a 10 round debut televised bout.
He was fighting a person who had 25 fights .
Nothing could keep me away.
His opponent could have been one of the greatest fighters we have ever had if not for tragedy .
But loh and behold xxxxxxxx beats him comfortably winning by 4 points on 2 judges cards.
In my opinion he orcherstated and won every round.
His next fight once again was a 10 round televised bout in which his opponent had 14 fights for 1 loss
xxxxxxxxx Knocked him out.
2 x 10 round televised bouts= Then back to jail.
I could have been anything.....
Who am I?