Tyson would have beaten wlad pretty easy and heres why - Page 14

T.S. · 12-07-2012, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by KidDynamite

A cowardly glass jawed runner who is scared to death of 40 year old cruiserweights getting near his chin will never beat Tyson.

A Tyson over hand right breaks every bone in Wlad's skull and leaves him violently convulsing on the canvas, discharging enough current to power up the arena.

That's what David Haye said he was gonna do to Wlad too

KidDynamite · 12-07-2012, 11:56 PM

Foreman couldn't even beat Shannon Briggs ... he was a side show looking to cash out on Tyson's name at the time

KidDynamite · 12-07-2012, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by T.S.

That's waht David Haye said he was gonna do to Wlad too

Wlad is a glorified Frank Bruno. Except Frank wasn't completely petrified of anyone moving close to him and didn't fight like a complete bitch.

Wlad was holding like a scared cunt as soon as Haye, who "isn't a real heavyweight" according to Wlad himself and is just a "crusier" came near his brittle, glass jaw.

Tyson would have this faggot with his legs up in the air like a woman

T.S. · 12-08-2012, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by KidDynamite

Wlad is a glorified Frank Bruno. Except Frank wasn't completely petrified of anyone moving close to him and didn't fight like a complete bitch.

Wlad was holding like a scared cunt as soon as Haye, who "isn't a real heavyweight" according to Wlad himself and is just a "crusier" came near his brittle, glass jaw.

Tyson would have this faggot with his legs up in the air like a woman

Haye conected on Wlads "Glass chin" many times and it didn't faze Wlad. Watch the fight again if you don't think so. Haye dropped to the canvas 11 times while constantly looking to the ref for help. I saw the fight surrounded by hundreds of british fans who, after the 5th rnd were as quiet as a funeral parlor after hours (Blondies in Las Vegas) I don't see Haye sceaming for a rematch with Wlad do you? Gee, Why is that you gotta' wonder?

KidDynamite · 12-08-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by T.S.

Haye conected on Wlads "Glass chin" many times and it didn't faze Wlad. Watch the fight again if you don't think so. Haye dropped to the canvas 11 times while constantly looking to the ref for help. I saw the fight surrounded by hundreds of british fans who, after the 5th rnd were as quiet as a funeral parlor after hours (Blondies in Las Vegas) I don't see Haye sceaming for a rematch with Wlad do you? Gee, Why is that you gotta' wonder?

LOL Haye hit him once cleanly in the 12 and Wlad started try dry hump him as soon as he did

I'm not even a Haye fan ... and comparing him to Tyson is ridiculous, it would be like comparing Alex Stewart to Wlad.

T.S. · 12-08-2012, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by KidDynamite

LOL Haye hit him once cleanly in the 12 and Wlad started try dry hump him as soon as he did

I'm not even a Haye fan ... and comparing him to Tyson is ridiculous, it would be like comparing Alex Stewart to Wlad.

Wow Haye hit Wlad cleanly ONCE!

Now there's an exhibition of tactical boxing

once in 12 rnds WOW Now THAT is a boxing display for the ages

Plus it never even hurt Wlad. Whew! There is some boxing prowess by Haye!!!

KidDynamite · 12-08-2012, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by T.S.

Wow Haye hit Wlad cleanly ONCE!

Now there's an exhibition of tactical boxing

once in 12 rnds WOW Now THAT is a boxing display for the ages

Plus it never even hurt Wlad. Whew! There is some boxing prowess by Haye!!!

Haye was running the whole fight and caught him once with a right hand in the 12 round, desperate to make something happen.

As soon as he did Wlad started to hold. Same story over again. He couldn't even KO a weak chinned "fake heavyweight" as he put it. He was even more cautious than Haye was, despite having a huge size advantage. Too worried about covering his china chin

Farmboxer · 12-08-2012, 12:22 AM

Vlad is a very skilled heavyweight, Gold Medal, superheavyweight division. Vlad would have knocked Tyson out!!!!!!! Vitali would have knocked Tyson out!!!!!!!

T.S. · 12-08-2012, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KidDynamite

Haye was running the whole fight and caught him once with a right hand in the 12 round, desperate to make something happen.

As soon as he did Wlad started to hold. Same story over again. He couldn't even KO a weak chinned "fake heavyweight" as he put it. He was even more cautious than Haye was, despite having a huge size advantage. Too worried about covering his china chin

So when Haye did connect on Wlad's "china chin" why didn't he go down? Or does Haye punch like girl with the big boys? 24 rnds with the big boys (Valuev and W.Klit) and not ONE KD

So much for his punching power at HW

How come Haye not demanding a rematch with Wlad? Answer that one!

Theron · 12-08-2012, 12:37 AM

I don't think many people pick Wlad against Tyson do they?

KidDynamite · 12-08-2012, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by T.S.

So when Haye did connect on Wlad's "china chin" why didn't he go down? Or does Haye punch like girl with the big boys? 24 rnds with the big boys (Valuev and W.Klit) and not ONE KD

So much for his punching power at HW

How come Haye not demanding a rematch with Wlad? Answer that one!

You seem to have Haye on your mind a lot. You can go back to wanking off to his broken toe, I didn't know I was interrupting you.

robo · 12-08-2012, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackBrenny

yes, because it's practically impossible to hit someone who does that except on the back of the head, Dirrell did it against Froch too

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Originally Posted by T.S.

I don't know who would win this fantasy matchup that can never be proven but "Bonecrusher" Smith can go the distance with prime Mike Tyson and Wlad Klitschko couldn't?

He was more like boneclinger smith that night. All he did was hold tyson the whole fight. Shame really because smith could bang and had tyson hurt in the 12th when he finally let his fists go. Could've been an interesting fight if smith had come to fight.

Dai · 12-08-2012, 03:29 AM

Tyson murks wlad.

First shot that lands its lights out

Lennox · 12-08-2012, 03:37 AM

Easy win for Wlad.

rapscalion · 12-08-2012, 03:40 AM

I like Wlad, but considering he got knocked out by guys like Ross Purrity and Lamon Brewster, I think Tyson would have KO'd him as well.

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