Tyson would have beaten wlad pretty easy and heres why

[energie]

Originally Posted by WarpedDesign

Wlad would have lost before the first bell rang. As soon as he saw Tyson in the ring pacing back and forth like a caged tiger, Wlad would be mentally transported back to when he was a little boy and used to get his lunch money stolen before running crying to Vitali

Once the actual bell rang, Tyson would bob and weave over to Wlad and land a monstrous uppercut on his weak chin. The force would snap Wlad's head back with a sickening velocity sending him crashing to the canvas like a sack of spuds. Vitali would be crying in alarm at ringside, his hands raised to his head in fear and dismay. The doctors would rush to Wlad giving him urgent medical attention while the crowd watched on in alarm. Wlad would then be removed from the ring on a stretcher. Fortunately, he would make a full recovery later in the hospital.

this sounds pretty much correct

[DrBanzai]

Honestly how would a 5'9'' Tyson even be able to reach the face of 6'7'' Wlad?

[stebinn]

The rhetorical circle jerk..The bread and butter of ESB.

[KidDynamite]

lol Tyson would fuck Wlad's mother right in front of him

the glass jawed queer at 6'7" runs and holds men half of his size, praying that nothing touches his chin. Not even Vittles can save you here, Waldo.

6'7" 250 lbs and fighting scared against 6 ft 200 lb cruisers .. SMH

[stebinn]

Originally Posted by KidDynamite

lol Tyson would fuck Wlad's mother right in front of him

the glass jawed queer at 6'7" runs and holds men half of his size, praying that nothing touches his chin. Not even Vittles can save you here, Waldo.

6'7" 250 lbs and fighting scared against 6 ft 200 lb cruisers .. SMH

Hahaha, yeah nothing can save him! Are you dreaming while writing this shit? Nobody cares man. Tyson is retired.

[KidDynamite]

"Hey wut happened guise?"

http://www.boxingnews24.com/wp-conte...ter3636331.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2007/0420...ewster_195.jpg

http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/lamon1.jpg

[KidDynamite]

Wlad displaying the art of dry humping

http://entertainment.wagerweb.com/wp...o-thompson.jpg

Sanders took his soul away

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n9W3vZstdK...0/sanders1.jpg

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,248946,00.jpg

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[stebinn]

Yes I saw those fights...They were entertaining, Hating is an easy job, ain´t it? Please post some more.