Ilesey and JTF96 Thread (ft. DDDUUDDDEE)

[JFT96]

This thread has been a riproaring success.

[DDDUUDDDEE]

Originally Posted by Ilesey

Which ear, left or right?

That depends... is your dog right or left handed?

[Ilesey]

Originally Posted by DDDUUDDDEE

That depends... is your dog right or left handed?

Ambidextrous pawed.

[Ilesey]

Originally Posted by JFT96

This thread has been a riproaring success.

You're welcome.

[JFT96]

Originally Posted by Ilesey

You're welcome.

Salutations

[DDDUUDDDEE]

Originally Posted by Ilesey

Ambidextrous pawed.

Then change ears halfway through.

[Ilesey]

Originally Posted by DDDUUDDDEE

Then change ears halfway through.

Oh my word. The shit smells so bad I can't go anywhere near it. it's fucking howling! It's making my stomach churn. Oh deary me, my fucking eyes are burning. I need a mask to help me breathe.

No stealing my ideas (patent pending).

Dog shit smell mask: RRP £14.99

[larsker]

Still I believe that Molina will KO Khan.

[DDDUUDDDEE]

Originally Posted by larsker

Still I believe that Molina will KO Khan.

Wow, talk about off topic.

[DDDUUDDDEE]

I'll buy six of your masks Ilesey... and your dogs poo.

[JFT96]

Originally Posted by larsker

Still I believe that Molina will KO Khan.

That type of talk should be kept in the Lounge at all times. This is a faeces forum first and foremost

[JFT96]

Originally Posted by Ilesey

Oh my word. The shit smells so bad I can't go anywhere near it. it's fucking howling! It's making my stomach churn. Oh deary me, my fucking eyes are burning. I need a mask to help me breathe.

No stealing my ideas (patent pending).

Dog shit smell mask: RRP £14.99

I would buy that before I ordered off Primetime. Which reminds me, where were you to help me and venusdiablo during the Hatton fight?

[Ilesey]

Originally Posted by larsker

Still I believe that Molina will KO Khan.

Look, mate, don't be rude. You want a mask? Great. If not, then please don't waste my time.

Times are hard and I need to make money. I don't have the time nor the fucking patience to talk about some glass jawed Cotton Eye Joe cunt. Okay? Right.

So, how many dogs have you got?

[Ilesey]

Originally Posted by JFT96

I would buy that before I ordered off Primetime. Which reminds me, where were you to help me and venusdiablo during the Hatton fight?

I was drunk. I'd be no use to anyone. The most you'd have got out of me that night was snooker talk. Lovely fucking drunk fucking snooker talk.

[Ilesey]

Originally Posted by DDDUUDDDEE

I'll buy six of your masks Ilesey... and your dogs poo.

Okay great. I've sent them super special post so they don't get caught up in the normal christmas mail. Alright? I trust this is acceptable. Enjoy your shit mask.

Next please.