Ilesey and JTF96 Thread (ft. DDDUUDDDEE)

[JFT96]

Originally Posted by Ilesey

Look, mate, don't be rude. You want a mask? Great. If not, then please don't waste my time.

Times are hard and I need to make money. I don't have the time nor the fucking patience to talk about some glass jawed Cotton Eye Joe cunt. Okay? Right.

So, how many dogs have you got?

Originally Posted by Ilesey

I was drunk. I'd be no use to anyone. The most you'd have got out of me that night was snooker talk. Lovely fucking drunk fucking snooker talk.

That would have been fantastic. Seriously though, he PM'd me when I said me and you were there to help to make sure I was watching it. I felt terribly guilty that he didn't get that I was just winding him up

[Ilesey]

Originally Posted by JFT96

That would have been fantastic. Seriously though, he PM'd me when I said me and you were there to help to make sure I was watching it. I felt terribly guilty that he didn't get that I was just winding him up

aaaaaahahahhahahaahaha fucking great! What a knob!

[JFT96]

Originally Posted by Ilesey

aaaaaahahahhahahaahaha fucking great! What a knob!

I've got to be honest, I really did feel quite guilty, I got the impression he was quite stressed out. All I did was tell one person to switch his box off and on again I think.

Hopefully, that took some of the load off him

[larsker]

well you all derailed my thread so...

[PityTheFool]

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[PityTheFool]

I've just had a great idea;
You know those nappy sacks for putting shitty nappies in?
Well you could use then for scooping your dog's poop.
How do I get on that programme? The one with Sonny Corleone?

Sexcetra?

[Primadonna Kool]

What on earth is this thread about..? Some gay inside British forum joke..?

[larsker]

Originally Posted by Primadonna Kool

What on earth is this thread about..? Some gay inside British forum joke..?

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[DDDUUDDDEE]

Hello everyone. Hope you had nice day(s).

[JFT96]

Originally Posted by larsker

well you all derailed my thread so...

Grow up mate.

Originally Posted by DDDUUDDDEE

Hello everyone. Hope you had nice day(s).

Likewise

[DDDUUDDDEE]

What on earth is this thread about..? Some gay inside British forum joke..?

[JFT96]

I don't know whis JTF96 guy is in the title but I don't like him.

[artful]

This thread has been a riproaring success.

[DDDUUDDDEE]

Originally Posted by JFT96

I don't know whis JTF96 guy is in the title but I don't like him.

I hear he rapes kittens and makes kidnapped puppies and babies watch whilst he does it.

[JFT96]

My word.