I had a dream about Amir Khan

[Salty Dog]

I had a dream about a puppy pooping on a waffle while juggling 3 chainsaws and a bottle of Woodford Reserve small batch Bourbon.

[Darni187]

Originally Posted by duffy_89

hahaha how weird. This is going to sound strange now but i have had a lot of dreams about Amir Khan. Its because hes so vulnerable and I'm from Bolton so met him a few times.

The last one I had. He had just entered prizefighter because he had been knocked out by his last opponent. It was set up differently though, there were 6 fighters and each had to fight each other once. The final obviously consisting of the two who had won the most fights.

Amir dominated each opponent in each fight but kept on getting knocked out cold in the last round, he became the laughing stock of the arena and was in a seriously bad way by his last fight and the doctor was calling for it to be stopped because of the serious consequences of being knocked out 5 times in a row.

In his last fight Amir called me over for some advice, i went to his corner and told him that hes fighting uzzi ahmad (youtube him), he cant punch so he can afford to let his hands go. He nodded, went out and got into an absolute war with him, they were both dropped atleast 10 times in 4 rounds, the whole stadium were dieing with laughter apart from his family who were on the front row crying.

It was the very last round.... it could of gone either way but then ahmad knocked khan unconscious..... again.... but this time khan did not wake up. He was lying flat on his face and wasnt breathing. The doctor said he did not die from the knockout but from the pure humiliation.... and that was his honest diagnosis.

then i woke up

WTF good read.

[Sal-Chicha]

Ts likes Khans dark nips.

[duffy_89]

Originally Posted by Salty Dog

I had a dream about a puppy pooping on a waffle while juggling 3 chainsaws and a bottle of Woodford Reserve small batch Bourbon.

trying to imagine this is making for funny thoughts