Those that are going to the mundine/Geale fight

[pecks]

As you may or may not know, the SEC is just pissing distance from my place (2 pisses if you have a small cock like oztriker - I caught a glimpse of it when we shared a urinal during our catch up a few years back). I like my town, and and my town likes me and Im not too comfortable knowing that there's gunna be a crowd of unsavoury melon head cunts rocking up for the night.

For your own well being, please adhere to the following, as I may not be everywhere at once, but ive got the streets' ear, so nothing will go unnoticed/unpunished.

* for those that are driving in, please adhere to the speed limits, mundine fans - subtract 20(if you're able to do that sort of sophisticated math) from those limits and adhere to that as being mundine fans, tasks that are simple to most may prove to be difficult for yourselves.

* keep the noise pollution to a bare minimum. I don't wanna hear platinum rider, thunderstruck etc blaring out on my streets. For those that grow an extra set of nuts when listening to such filth, keep ya windows closed and the volume levels to single digits.

* now, post fight reactions will be intense as dreams will no doubt be shattered, and many of you will be pumped up and will want to vent out in a violent manner (being the retards that you are and enjoy boxing as an act of violence and not a sport) many will want to take their anger out somehow, and may get aggressive towards people, or if you're a pussy arsed weakling like Teke, you'll probably just target a telephone booth or sign post. This sort of unsavoury behaviour won't be tolerated and you'll all be Zab Judah chicken dance'd before the skin peels off your knuckles.

That's the jist if it. Aside from that,use common sense, throw your rubbish in the bins. Follow these instructions and you'll be welcomed back with arms. That's all gents, now go out there and enjoy the fight and support Aussie boxing.

[Sox]

You should contribute more often mate.

[MidniteProwler]

Originally Posted by pecks

As you may or may not know, the SEC is just pissing distance from my place (2 pisses if you have a small cock like oztriker - I caught a glimpse of it when we shared a urinal during our catch up a few years back). I like my town, and and my town likes me and Im not too comfortable knowing that there's gunna be a crowd of unsavoury melon head cunts rocking up for the night.

For your own well being, please adhere to the following, as I may not be everywhere at once, but ive got the streets' ear, so nothing will go unnoticed/unpunished.

* for those that are driving in, please adhere to the speed limits, mundine fans - subtract 20(if you're able to do that sort of sophisticated math) from those limits and adhere to that as being mundine fans, tasks that are simple to most may prove to be difficult for yourselves.

* keep the noise pollution to a bare minimum. I don't wanna hear platinum rider, thunderstruck etc blaring out on my streets. For those that grow an extra set of nuts when listening to such filth, keep ya windows closed and the volume levels to single digits.

* now, post fight reactions will be intense as dreams will no doubt be shattered, and many of you will be pumped up and will want to vent out in a violent manner (being the retards that you are and enjoy boxing as an act of violence and not a sport) many will want to take their anger out somehow, and may get aggressive towards people, or if you're a pussy arsed weakling like Teke, you'll probably just target a telephone booth or sign post. This sort of unsavoury behaviour won't be tolerated and you'll all be Zab Judah chicken dance'd before the skin peels off your knuckles.

That's the jist if it. Aside from that,use common sense, throw your rubbish in the bins. Follow these instructions and you'll be welcomed back with arms. That's all gents, now go out there and enjoy the fight and support Aussie boxing.

that is the best post ever
The Prowler may be there but don't worry about me, will probably go to a brothel after the fight to either celebrate or make myself feel better.

[one in a million]

Pretty sure my flight, cushy seat, accomodation, limo is all set and ready to go

[Likatiga]

Originally Posted by pecks

As you may or may not know, the SEC is just pissing distance from my place (2 pisses if you have a small cock like oztriker - I caught a glimpse of it when we shared a urinal during our catch up a few years back). I like my town, and and my town likes me and Im not too comfortable knowing that there's gunna be a crowd of unsavoury melon head cunts rocking up for the night.

For your own well being, please adhere to the following, as I may not be everywhere at once, but ive got the streets' ear, so nothing will go unnoticed/unpunished.

* for those that are driving in, please adhere to the speed limits, mundine fans - subtract 20(if you're able to do that sort of sophisticated math) from those limits and adhere to that as being mundine fans, tasks that are simple to most may prove to be difficult for yourselves.

* keep the noise pollution to a bare minimum. I don't wanna hear platinum rider, thunderstruck etc blaring out on my streets. For those that grow an extra set of nuts when listening to such filth, keep ya windows closed and the volume levels to single digits.

* now, post fight reactions will be intense as dreams will no doubt be shattered, and many of you will be pumped up and will want to vent out in a violent manner (being the retards that you are and enjoy boxing as an act of violence and not a sport) many will want to take their anger out somehow, and may get aggressive towards people, or if you're a pussy arsed weakling like Teke, you'll probably just target a telephone booth or sign post. This sort of unsavoury behaviour won't be tolerated and you'll all be Zab Judah chicken dance'd before the skin peels off your knuckles.

That's the jist if it. Aside from that,use common sense, throw your rubbish in the bins. Follow these instructions and you'll be welcomed back with arms. That's all gents, now go out there and enjoy the fight and support Aussie boxing.

Some of the funniest shit I have seen in this forum for a while.

[fistsof steel]

Originally Posted by pecks

As you may or may not know, the SEC is just pissing distance from my place (2 pisses if you have a small cock like oztriker - I caught a glimpse of it when we shared a urinal during our catch up a few years back). I like my town, and and my town likes me and Im not too comfortable knowing that there's gunna be a crowd of unsavoury melon head cunts rocking up for the night.

For your own well being, please adhere to the following, as I may not be everywhere at once, but ive got the streets' ear, so nothing will go unnoticed/unpunished.

* for those that are driving in, please adhere to the speed limits, mundine fans - subtract 20(if you're able to do that sort of sophisticated math) from those limits and adhere to that as being mundine fans, tasks that are simple to most may prove to be difficult for yourselves.

* keep the noise pollution to a bare minimum. I don't wanna hear platinum rider, thunderstruck etc blaring out on my streets. For those that grow an extra set of nuts when listening to such filth, keep ya windows closed and the volume levels to single digits.

* now, post fight reactions will be intense as dreams will no doubt be shattered, and many of you will be pumped up and will want to vent out in a violent manner (being the retards that you are and enjoy boxing as an act of violence and not a sport) many will want to take their anger out somehow, and may get aggressive towards people, or if you're a pussy arsed weakling like Teke, you'll probably just target a telephone booth or sign post. This sort of unsavoury behaviour won't be tolerated and you'll all be Zab Judah chicken dance'd before the skin peels off your knuckles.

That's the jist if it. Aside from that,use common sense, throw your rubbish in the bins. Follow these instructions and you'll be welcomed back with arms. That's all gents, now go out there and enjoy the fight and support Aussie boxing.

Great stuff.!!!

[Francis75]

Originally Posted by pecks

As you may or may not know, the SEC is just pissing distance from my place (2 pisses if you have a small cock like oztriker - I caught a glimpse of it when we shared a urinal during our catch up a few years back). I like my town, and and my town likes me and Im not too comfortable knowing that there's gunna be a crowd of unsavoury melon head cunts rocking up for the night.

For your own well being, please adhere to the following, as I may not be everywhere at once, but ive got the streets' ear, so nothing will go unnoticed/unpunished.

* for those that are driving in, please adhere to the speed limits, mundine fans - subtract 20(if you're able to do that sort of sophisticated math) from those limits and adhere to that as being mundine fans, tasks that are simple to most may prove to be difficult for yourselves.

* keep the noise pollution to a bare minimum. I don't wanna hear platinum rider, thunderstruck etc blaring out on my streets. For those that grow an extra set of nuts when listening to such filth, keep ya windows closed and the volume levels to single digits.

* now, post fight reactions will be intense as dreams will no doubt be shattered, and many of you will be pumped up and will want to vent out in a violent manner (being the retards that you are and enjoy boxing as an act of violence and not a sport) many will want to take their anger out somehow, and may get aggressive towards people, or if you're a pussy arsed weakling like Teke, you'll probably just target a telephone booth or sign post. This sort of unsavoury behaviour won't be tolerated and you'll all be Zab Judah chicken dance'd before the skin peels off your knuckles.

That's the jist if it. Aside from that,use common sense, throw your rubbish in the bins. Follow these instructions and you'll be welcomed back with arms. That's all gents, now go out there and enjoy the fight and support Aussie boxing.

Any advance for the corporates on the night ?

[JOSEY WALES]

Originally Posted by pecks

As you may or may not know, the SEC is just pissing distance from my place (2 pisses if you have a small cock like oztriker - I caught a glimpse of it when we shared a urinal during our catch up a few years back). I like my town, and and my town likes me and Im not too comfortable knowing that there's gunna be a crowd of unsavoury melon head cunts rocking up for the night.

For your own well being, please adhere to the following, as I may not be everywhere at once, but ive got the streets' ear, so nothing will go unnoticed/unpunished.

* for those that are driving in, please adhere to the speed limits, mundine fans - subtract 20(if you're able to do that sort of sophisticated math) from those limits and adhere to that as being mundine fans, tasks that are simple to most may prove to be difficult for yourselves.

* keep the noise pollution to a bare minimum. I don't wanna hear platinum rider, thunderstruck etc blaring out on my streets. For those that grow an extra set of nuts when listening to such filth, keep ya windows closed and the volume levels to single digits.

* now, post fight reactions will be intense as dreams will no doubt be shattered, and many of you will be pumped up and will want to vent out in a violent manner (being the retards that you are and enjoy boxing as an act of violence and not a sport) many will want to take their anger out somehow, and may get aggressive towards people, or if you're a pussy arsed weakling like Teke, you'll probably just target a telephone booth or sign post. This sort of unsavoury behaviour won't be tolerated and you'll all be Zab Judah chicken dance'd before the skin peels off your knuckles.

That's the jist if it. Aside from that,use common sense, throw your rubbish in the bins. Follow these instructions and you'll be welcomed back with arms. That's all gents, now go out there and enjoy the fight and support Aussie boxing.

Outstanding post young man .

[pecks]

Originally Posted by MidniteProwler

that is the best post ever
The Prowler may be there but don't worry about me, will probably go to a brothel after the fight to either celebrate or make myself feel better.

That's the best way to get over alas no doubt. I watched origin 1 in Tokyo and my tears were washed away before the game had finished.

[stiflers mum]

[MidniteProwler]

Originally Posted by pecks

That's the best way to get over alas no doubt. I watched origin 1 in Tokyo and my tears were washed away before the game had finished.

Excellent stuff
The good thing about the fight being at the SEC is there are many cathouses in the area or on the way home.

[swingin]

worth a bump....

[20a87]

Not funny.

[swingin]

Originally Posted by Sox

You should contribute more often mate.

dont get so excited. its only taken the cunt 5 years to compose something half legible.

and besides, who actually believes the fucken neanderthal, mundine cheering, flat head retards would be allowed in a brothel? fuck. everyone knows they are animals. pecks should be telling you to lock up your dogs. those blokes will pack rape anything.



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[20a87]

Originally Posted by swingin

dont get so excited. its only taken the cunt 5 years to compose something half legible.

and besides, who actually believes the fucken neanderthal, mundine cheering, flat head retards would be allowed in a brothel? fuck. everyone knows they are animals. pecks should be telling you to lock up your dogs. those blokes will pack rape anything.



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If you edited this for spelling I feel you should edit all of your posts for their awful spelling and you should probably edit out all of the uneducated garbage you compose.

When you try to be funny you fail but when you try and write insightful posts about boxing they are ridiculously funny due to your poor boxing knowledge.