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416 | 81.25% |
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96 | 18.75% |
| Voters: 512. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Nash Equilibrium Debunker
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Boston
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He was packing illegal digits. Steward negligently failed to remove Lennox' gargantuan thumbs and put them on ice until after the match. Lennox may as well have been using performance enhancing drugs with that leviathan opposable protuberance bolstering the destructive power of each fist. ![]() The extra pouch on Lennox's mitten was meant to be purely decorative, as Cleto Reyes had specially requested their design not be altered despite the agreement between camps that Lennox possessed an unfair advantage with his freakishly strong and rock-hard slabs of thumb meat. It was, per verbal contractual stipulations solemnly pinky-sworn behind closed doors, to be surgically detached prior to gloving up and then reattached in the dressing room afterwards. Disgraceful that Lennox was allowed to have all that solid flesh in there. Superhuman anatomical features like that need to be handicapped in the spirit of fairness and sporting parity. DQ6, IMO. ![]() Lewis' entire career & resume are cast into doubt, for me. For all we know he was stuffing those murderous bendy jerk sausages into the compartment typically meant for normal human thumbs during every single match! |
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The only thing more laughable than thinking TKO6 is not a legitimate result is thinking Vitali was somehow going to knock Lewis out should the fight have continued. Lewis was starting to fuck him up and TKO6 saved him from permanent damage.
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Did you not notice how wary Lewis was as he plopped down exhausted at the end of the round? Vits wasn't tired at all, the cuts weren't bothering him and he had the eye of the tiger!! (que Rocky III music)
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Champion
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Journeyman
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Lewis was two rounds down at the time of the stoppage. Vitali lasted half a fight with an old. overweight but still pretty capable version of Lewis before getting stopped. That is his crowning acheivement in boxing. Time to get over it fellas..... |
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