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View Poll Results: which is your favorite tyson line
My defense is impregnable 27 24.77%
I broke my back 21 19.27%
Im gonna make you my girlfriend 24 22.02%
Im going to eat his children 37 33.94%
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Old 08-22-2007, 08:15 AM   #1
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Default The best Tyson quotes of all time

tyson is an entertainer the likes of which we will not see in boxing for a very long time to come
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Old 08-22-2007, 08:29 AM   #2
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Why didn't you put up, "i'll **** you till you love me, ***got"?
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Old 08-22-2007, 08:55 AM   #3
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My favorite Tyson quote: "I just may fade off into Bolivian"
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:01 AM   #4
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I voted for "I'm gonna eat his children," but "I broke my back" is vastly underrated
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:04 AM   #5
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One of the more interesting ones was "I'll eat your ass [out?] on the line *****".
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:06 AM   #6
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I do like where he talks about how he's from the same cloth as Jack Dempsey and Sonny Liston. I thought that was pretty cool. I voted for the broken back quote here, though. Then when he talks about Robinson and Armstrong on the end is cool.
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:06 AM   #7
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I do have a soft spot for "...(long pause)...SPINAL!"
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:14 AM   #8
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"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:17 AM   #9
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"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

That's the one I was thinking of. ****ing excellent
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Old 08-22-2007, 09:18 AM   #10
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I would say the interview before the Lewis fight where he said to the interviewer he wished some of them had children so he could kick them in their nuts or stomp on their testicles, so they could feel his pain. He then went on to say he liked to fornicate more than others and cant a guy just get a *******? Poor Tyson what a horrible life hes lived.. Idiot

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Old 08-22-2007, 09:21 AM   #11
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Quote:
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"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."
Awesome

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Old 08-22-2007, 11:06 AM   #12
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"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them, so you shouldn't talk anymore, unless you wanna ... you know!"
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:10 PM   #13
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What a classy guy.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:11 PM   #14
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Tyson will always be the idiotic entertainer. I dont even think he knew what he was saying. Gotta love him I think if he had been abotu 10 IQ points higher he would have been a way better fighter/human being.
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:17 PM   #15
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"...theth fellath, how dare they challenge me with their thomewhat primitive thkillth?" Is my fave
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