Bodybuilding Tips

[LeonMcS]

Reading through an old annual of The Onion and thought I'd share this with everyone.

* Its important to keep your routine varied, If you;ve been saying "Ooooooof" everytime you lift, try switching to "Unnnggghhh".

* To gain respect in the gym, bludgeon with a dumbbell the first guy who offers to trade sets with you.

* Weightlifting is not just a sport for men. It is also enjoyed by many lesbos.

* A good rule of thumb for bodybuilding: If no sleeved garment fits you, you can stop.

* Doctors warn of the dangers of steroid abuse, so be a pussy and let some pussy doctor tell you what to do, pussy.

* Its true, bodybuilding is a great way to meet, terrify, and repulse the opposite sex.

* Power up with a good meal of infants before doing any substantial lifting.

* Keep in mind that weightlifting is a physical activity. Carrying heavy emotional baggage or any other metaphorical burden will not actually improve strength.

* Remember: Flexibility is of no importance to a bodybuilder. Why turn your head when you can rotate your entire torso to achieve the same effect.

* Supplement your diet with vitamin B-12, magnesium, glutamine, amino acids, horse steroids, and zinc.

* If you are a female bodybuilder, concentrate on transforming your breasts into leathery slabs of rock hard muscle. Guys love that.

[Rise Above]

[flamengo]

They forgot to add..

* Working out in front of a mirror will increase bulk more rapidly.

[flamengo]

Great avatar Riser..

[Rise Above]

Originally Posted by flamengo

Great avatar Riser..

Thanks mate. Thought it was a good pic as well.

[pecks]

Originally Posted by LeonMcS

* Doctors warn of the dangers of steroid abuse, so be a pussy and let some pussy doctor tell you what to do, pussy.

[Hmmm]

* its also important to know that your intelligence grows together with your muscles. People will perceive you as a smart guy if you have big muscles.

* if you cant tear the yellow pages in half you're just not strong enough. Back to the gym and work even harder.

* You will gain many new friends. Most notably oil and solariums.

* For those extra nice-guy bodybuilders, you can now help 3 grannies at the same time to carry their shopping across the road

* Raw eggs suddenly become more tasty

lol meh im sure there are heaps more haha

[boxoncottonon]

Start from the feet and work you way up.
Where are you geeting your parts from.
You can get most body parts online from India and China very cheap.

[boxoncottonon]

I get it Leon.....
Youv'e been speaking to Mick and Eddie and you have promised to biuld a Nick Riewoldt before Friday night....
Ha Ha.....you built a Cloke and look how that turned out!!
Good luck...the best you could hope before Friday night might be a Rene Kink....

[Son of Gaul]

Originally Posted by LeonMcS

Reading through an old annual of The Onion and thought I'd share this with everyone.

* Its important to keep your routine varied, If you;ve been saying "Ooooooof" everytime you lift, try switching to "Unnnggghhh".

* To gain respect in the gym, bludgeon with a dumbbell the first guy who offers to trade sets with you.

* Weightlifting is not just a sport for men. It is also enjoyed by many lesbos.

* A good rule of thumb for bodybuilding: If no sleeved garment fits you, you can stop.

* Doctors warn of the dangers of steroid abuse, so be a pussy and let some pussy doctor tell you what to do, pussy.

* Its true, bodybuilding is a great way to meet, terrify, and repulse the opposite sex.

* Power up with a good meal of infants before doing any substantial lifting.

* Keep in mind that weightlifting is a physical activity. Carrying heavy emotional baggage or any other metaphorical burden will not actually improve strength.

* Remember: Flexibility is of no importance to a bodybuilder. Why turn your head when you can rotate your entire torso to achieve the same effect.

* Supplement your diet with vitamin B-12, magnesium, glutamine, amino acids, horse steroids, and zinc.

* If you are a female bodybuilder, concentrate on transforming your breasts into leathery slabs of rock hard muscle. Guys love that.

[Son of Gaul]

Originally Posted by flamengo

They forgot to add..

* Working out in front of a mirror will increase bulk more rapidly.

[Contendo]

Originally Posted by LeonMcS

Reading through an old annual of The Onion and thought I'd share this with everyone.

* Its important to keep your routine varied, If you;ve been saying "Ooooooof" everytime you lift, try switching to "Unnnggghhh".

* To gain respect in the gym, bludgeon with a dumbbell the first guy who offers to trade sets with you.

* Weightlifting is not just a sport for men. It is also enjoyed by many lesbos.

* A good rule of thumb for bodybuilding: If no sleeved garment fits you, you can stop.

* Doctors warn of the dangers of steroid abuse, so be a pussy and let some pussy doctor tell you what to do, pussy.

* Its true, bodybuilding is a great way to meet, terrify, and repulse the opposite sex.

* Power up with a good meal of infants before doing any substantial lifting.

* Keep in mind that weightlifting is a physical activity. Carrying heavy emotional baggage or any other metaphorical burden will not actually improve strength.

* Remember: Flexibility is of no importance to a bodybuilder. Why turn your head when you can rotate your entire torso to achieve the same effect.

* Supplement your diet with vitamin B-12, magnesium, glutamine, amino acids, horse steroids, and zinc.

* If you are a female bodybuilder, concentrate on transforming your breasts into leathery slabs of rock hard muscle. Guys love that.

Are you following these tip's with your training Pete, oop's I mean Leon??