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Old 11-28-2007, 07:03 PM   #46
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ayatollah can i become a hojatoleslam of boxing?
You seem like a Godly person.

I might consider you as Boxing Imam. I need to know your boxing knowledge.

You see, Zakman earned his "Boxing Ayatollah" status by providing good boxing Fatwas
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:04 PM   #47
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A jihad on Ruiz is most definitely justified, as his infractions against the rules of boxing, basic sportsmanship, and indeed human decency itself are many and legendary.

In terms of rating the chins - To keep it simple, I will rate them on a scale of 1 to 10:

Lewis - 4
Holmes - 7
Tyson - 8
Holyfield - 9
Bowe - 7

And I do apologize for not responding to this thread sooner, but it must have escaped my gaze. Thankfuly, the Grand Ayatollah of ESB altered me to the fact that folks had responded!
Godly.. indeed Godly.

I would rate Lewis' a littler higher, however, i am not a Boxing Ayatollah, you are.
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:09 PM   #48
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Zakatollah,

Who should Go Jihad on Ruiz?

Wlad?
Tua?
Peter?

Please declare!
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:19 PM   #49
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I live in Michigan dude.

I love hunting and boxing.

I am not a real Ayatollah. Come on man..
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:29 PM   #50
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Zakatollah,

Who should Go Jihad on Ruiz?

Wlad?
Tua?
Peter?

Please declare!
Any one of the them would be a good candidate.

Tua did dispose of the cheating clubfighter in 19 seconds, so he's got a lot to recommend him. On the other hand, all he's been doing lately is taking on some tomato can every once and awhile.

Peter is certainly closer to the top of his game, although he's showed vulnerability of late - and he hasn't really been knocking people out since he moved up. On the other hand, Ruiz has never knocked out a legitimate top level fighter, so it's unlikely Peter has much to fear.

Nonetheless, I'd pick either of these guys to dispose of Ruiz, probably before the 6th. However, the fighter who is, imo, best equipped, right now, to rid us of the Ruiz scourge as quickly as possible is..........

Wlad Klitschko - who would do it extremely quickly, probably somewhere with the first three rounds.

Hopefully the make one of these fights with that cheating fraud quickly, and the jihad will be completed!!
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:50 PM   #51
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You seem like a Godly person.

I might consider you as Boxing Imam. I need to know your boxing knowledge.

You see, Zakman earned his "Boxing Ayatollah" status by providing good boxing Fatwas
tito's zulfiqar like left hook will decapitate the infidel known as rjj this january. is my boxing knowledge sufficient for ayatollah zakman's madrasa?
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:40 PM   #52
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tito's zulfiqar like left hook will decapitate the infidel known as rjj this january. is my boxing knowledge sufficient for ayatollah zakman's madrasa?


Let me translate to the Heathens on this board:

"Tito's double-edged sword like left hook will decapitate the infidel (american) known as rjj this january. is my boxing knowledge sufficient for Ayatollah Zakman's school?"




You are hereby declared the Boxing Imam. You may change your title to this new Godly Title.

The Godly boxing Bregade is prevailing and spreading.

Nice.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:41 PM   #53
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Let me translate to the Heathens on this board:

"Tito's double-edged sword like left hook will decapitate the infidel (american) known as rjj this january. is my boxing knowledge sufficient for Ayatollah Zakman's school?"




You are hereby declared the Boxing Imam. You may change your title to this new Godly Title.

The Godly boxing Bregade is prevailing and spreading.

Nice.

i am honored by the endoresement as a boxing imam your emminence! inshallah, ESB will soon become our Boxing caliphate. we need some more potential boxing shahid's on here.
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:44 AM   #54
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The Godly boxing Bregade is prevailing and spreading.

Nice.

Allah Akbar

Let the Boxing Jihad Begin!!
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Old 11-29-2007, 01:23 AM   #55
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Allah Akbar



Let the Boxing Jihad Begin!!
ayatollah, i have'nt read your opinions on the upcoming hatton-floyd fight. what are you're fatwas regarding the fight? do you think hatton has any chance at all? or are you of the opinion this is gonna be a shutout?
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