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Old 06-16-2011, 03:22 PM   #166
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Too immature to get it.
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Old 06-16-2011, 03:22 PM   #167
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You know what...you two are right, I admit it.

So I just quit the gym I joined (because boxing doesn't help at all with self-defense) and stopped acting so "gay". I'm forcing myself to talk in a lower voice and preface my sentences with "Yo bro" or "Hey man". I've also traded in my blue convertible for a red sunfire....blazed it with some hot rims (spinners no less), a new stereo system, and had my boy (see what I did there?) put a spoiler on the hatch. When I drive by the mall I make sure to not play Lady Gaga or anything else that sounds "gay", I only rock it out to Dre and make sure to bop my head while driving by groups of girls, slowly rolling the windows down.

And while walking with my friends I no longer walk hand-in-hand with my boyfriend, I now put my arms around the girls (don't want to give the impression that I'm gay!) and make sure to drop an "awwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaahhhh" every 15 min or so.


So, yeah, if you guys have any more life-related advice please let me know!!!

Where this guy come from?
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Old 06-16-2011, 03:23 PM   #168
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If any homophobic tries to beat you up, just yell at him: "I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!"

No one will ever punch you again HAHA
That might actually work.
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Old 06-16-2011, 06:33 PM   #169
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99% of people love my gayness, these fights only break out when I run out of gay fairy dust to sprinkle on people

You're so right, like I totally annoyed that guy by eating my pizza with my friends, maybe I should just stop eating? Actually, since you know everything, do you think if I blended my food and wore one of these...

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...less fights would break out?


So true, if only more people in the world applied your amazing advice.

For example, the state of Israel is constantly getting into fights...basically they act too "Jewish" - typically they mind their own business and want to live a peaceful and harmonious life (think of it as, umm, eating their pizza with their friends).

Now across the room (oops, I mean strip of land) there exists some guys who think "Israel should be wiped off the map" - now the solution here is very simple; instead of defending themselves and standing up for their liberty, Israel is idiotically risking their own lives! Their children's lives! Everyone's lives! Why don't they just walk away? Why can't they go and eat their pizz...I mean live their lives on the Mediterranean Sea?

You really need to grow up and/or get an education. Your analogies are way off-base and you can hardly go one paragraph without spouting some logical fallacy.

You're a piece of work.
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Old 06-16-2011, 06:37 PM   #170
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You really need to grow up and/or get an education. Your analogies are way off-base and you can hardly go one paragraph without spouting some logical fallacy.

You're a piece of work.
You can't see the connection between this moron getting into fights and Isreal? Come on, mate. It makes all the sense in the world!
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Old 06-16-2011, 06:45 PM   #171
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99% of people love my gayness, these fights only break out when I run out of gay fairy dust to sprinkle on people

You're so right, like I totally annoyed that guy by eating my pizza with my friends, maybe I should just stop eating? Actually, since you know everything, do you think if I blended my food and wore one of these...

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...less fights would break out?


So true, if only more people in the world applied your amazing advice.

For example, the state of Israel is constantly getting into fights...basically they act too "Jewish" - typically they mind their own business and want to live a peaceful and harmonious life (think of it as, umm, eating their pizza with their friends).

Now across the room (oops, I mean strip of land) there exists some guys who think "Israel should be wiped off the map" - now the solution here is very simple; instead of defending themselves and standing up for their liberty, Israel is idiotically risking their own lives! Their children's lives! Everyone's lives! Why don't they just walk away? Why can't they go and eat their pizz...I mean live their lives on the Mediterranean Sea?
Seriously? Massive strawman... I'm pretty sure buddy at the pizza place didn't like you, but it sure as **** wasn't because you have occupied his land for 44 years and are intent on stealing it.

That's a horrible example to prove your point by the way. Honestly, he probably doesn't care if you're gay or not, he probably just thought you were an asshole. You being gay doesn't bother me one bit. You being an asshole does. Grow up.
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Old 06-16-2011, 06:46 PM   #172
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You can't see the connection between this moron getting into fights and Isreal? Come on, mate. It makes all the sense in the world!
Haha, are you calling Israel gay? Homophobe! Anti-Semite!

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Old 06-16-2011, 07:52 PM   #173
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I'm pretty sure buddy at the pizza place didn't like you, but it sure as **** wasn't because you have occupied his land for 44 years and are intent on stealing it
Hahaha bravo
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Old 06-16-2011, 10:42 PM   #174
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This is why people hate Queers...
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:56 PM   #175
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This is why people hate Queers...
As much as I dislike the OP's attitude, this is totally uncalled for.
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Old 06-17-2011, 12:06 AM   #176
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As much as I dislike the OP's attitude, this is totally uncalled for.
OP's been calling people retarded, shit-for-brains, imbeciles, etc. Disagreeing with it is one thing, but I wouldn't say such a comment has necessarily been "uncalled for."
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Old 06-17-2011, 12:32 AM   #177
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You really need to grow up and/or get an education. Your analogies are way off-base and you can hardly go one paragraph without spouting some logical fallacy.

You're a piece of work.
right right...this coming from the guy who's primary advice to the given situation was to "act less gay" and "buy a gun" -- because clearly the best response to this situation was to whip out a gun and shoot people in the face

I honestly don't think you're stupid, you just lack life experience...because for someone to actually have life experience and be so goddamn stupid takes skill. I suppose this is the inevitable reality of those who spend their entire lives on the internet, as if the real-world to them is a hybrid between a Spongbob video game and Call of Duty 4.


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Seriously? Massive strawman... I'm pretty sure buddy at the pizza place didn't like you, but it sure as **** wasn't because you have occupied his land for 44 years and are intent on stealing it.
I know this is completely unrelated to the thread at hand but did you just insinuate that Israel has been occupying -another- countries land with the intention of 'stealing' it?
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Old 06-17-2011, 12:34 AM   #178
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OP's been calling people retarded, shit-for-brains, imbeciles, etc. Disagreeing with it is one thing, but I wouldn't say such a comment has necessarily been "uncalled for."
There have been people who've given me advice contrary to what I may believe is best, but I didn't insult them. I insulted the ones who gave stupid advice.

If you really think about it, I'm actually doing them a favor. Sure I could've said "Oh! Be less gay! Yeah we'll agree to disagree!" but do you see the damage I'd be doing? I'm doing what mom & dad should've done and that's tell the kid how incredibly stupid his ideas are.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:57 AM   #179
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nice one there mate, 'I'm peace-loving like Israel'. Hahahaha. Ka-boom, gaping hole in your foot, man. Israel are the sickest war-mongering bloodthirsty dirty bastards to walk the earth.
Uh-oh, men in black at my door right now...
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:58 AM   #180
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Oh and if you actually gave a shit about self defence you would have left this thread after page 2 and started training in ANYTHING. you must not have many friends.
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