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Old 07-21-2011, 06:41 PM   #1
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March 8th 2008

11.00pm - Marriott Hotel - Paddington London - Maccarinelli and Joe Calzaghe are sitting down on the table having a game of Dominoes. Jo Emma Larvin is in the bathroom getting ready - dolling herself up - aware she is going to be front row ringside in front of a worldwide TV audience in just a couple of hours time.

Enzo Calzaghe is watching the hotel TV - lying down on the bed and scratching his balls.

11.30pm - Joe Calzaghe is declared the winner in the game of Dominoes. They pack up the Dominoes - now Maccarinellis nerves start to kick in - with no more distractions - it wont be long before they leave for the fight.
Start packing their things into the training bag - ready for the fight.

12.00am - Jo Emma Larvin - says she will meet them downstairs when they are ready to go - she goes to the bar and has a couple of Vodkas to calm her nerves.

12.15am - Panic sets in - when Joe Calzaghe and his Dad - cant find Enzo - he has gone missing. .... - they search the hotel room and balcony - and downstairs - and he is no-where to be seen.

12.30am - Joe and his Dad - grab all their things together because the clock is ticking - and run downstairs - to meet Jo Emma Larvin in the bar - they explain Big Enzo has gone missing. Enzo Calzaghe is then documented as saying he believed that the pressure got to much and Enzo's ass had gone But where could he be ?

They ring Enzos Mobile - he is at Paddington station and he just wants to go home.

12.45am Joe and Dad and Jo Emma - qucikly jump into Enzo's Vauxhall People Carrier and race to Paddington Station - they talk Enzo into getting into the people carrier and going through with the fight.

1.00pm: Enzo Calzaghe - punches in the postcode to the O2 arena on his Sat Nav - and they start making their way to the arena.

1.05am - The Sat Nav - is telling them to "turn around when possible" - they seemed to have made a little D-Tour back on themselves.

1.10am - Vauxhall People Carrier - pulls up outside Mickys Fish and Chip Shop - Paddington London. Enzo Calzaghe goes inside to order food and comes back out and tells them - "You know what - I didnt realise - one ofn the ****ing main beam headlights on the people carrier is out you know Joe ?"

1.15am - Enzo Macc and Enzo Calzaghe tuck into Pie and Chips and Fizzy Drinks. Joe Calzaghe and Jo Emma Hold Hand in the back seat - and look after the training back.

1.20am - Food is scoffed down and digested - a big burp - and a full belly. Yummy.

1.21am - Empty Chip Wrappers and Cans slung out the window. "shit look at the time" screams Enzo Calzaghe as he starts the engine up.

1.30am - Enzo Calzaghe sticks on the a casette - the song YMCA - and tells everyone to sing along and do the hands signs to the song.

1.50am - Vauxhall People Carrier arrives in O2 car park - stop the engine - and turn the one working main beam headlight out - and rush through a back exit into the changing rooms.

1.55am - strip off - get changed. Enzo Calzaghe quickly takes Enzo Macc on the pads.

2.05am - Jimmy Lennon Jnr - announces Enzo Macc - and his ring music come on - Enzo rushs out of his changing room and runs to the ring.

2.05am - Enzo in the ring - in just 10 seconds - after breaking the 100 metre record.

2.10am - Introductions over - ding ding - Round 1 !!!!!!!

2.16am - Haye traps Enzo in a corner......Enzo gets back up - but all over the place.............Ref Stops Fight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-21-2011, 06:44 PM   #2
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Thanks Flint, you've clarified a few minor details I was unsure of.
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A lot people focus on the food when discussing this. It was actually the Vauxhall that was the problem if they had a nice new clean Chrysler Voyager there would not have been a problem.
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Flint, knock it off mate...
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Why was Enzo tucking into pie and chips before the fight? that isn't right
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Why was Enzo tucking into pie and chips before the fight? that isn't right
He didn't actually order a pie. But the older Enzo the one who speak his own made up language and drive a dirty virus infected Vauxhall instead of nice new clean Chrysler Voyager got his order wrong.
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Why was Enzo tucking into pie and chips before the fight? that isn't right
I know, I wonder how that would affect a fighter?

If only there was a thread to tell us...
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Old 07-21-2011, 07:55 PM   #14
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Why was Enzo tucking into pie and chips before the fight? that isn't right
Same reason he was out getting pissed the night before getting knocked out by Lee Swaby. He was an idiot.
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Flint, dont mate.
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