Glass Jaws of MMA - WORLD PREMIERE Video - Page 2

10-28-2011, 10:07 PM

Got to say I'm very disappointed. Completely lacking in the single shot shatterings that made the boxing vids so watchable. On that evidence there is a distict shortage of glass jaws among MMA ranks.

MetalMandible · 10-28-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Spider

Got to say I'm very disappointed. Completely lacking in the single shot shatterings that made the boxing vids so watchable. On that evidence there is a distict shortage of glass jaws among MMA ranks.

There were six Fragile Mandibled Frauds on display here and three of them were one-shotted. Obviously you're too Glass Brained to understand what's going on here.

10-28-2011, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MetalMandible

There were six Fragile Mandibled Frauds on display here and three of them were one-shotted. Obviously you're too Glass Brained to understand what's going on here.

Perhaps my glass eyes are failing me. But I doubt that effort will acheive the critical acclaim of the boxings vids.

MetalMandible · 10-28-2011, 10:24 PM

No, it's a work in progress because, as mentioned above, Zuffa pursues copyright infringers mercilessly and it's hard to find the videos we need to take it to another level. Be patient, we have to iron out the kinks.

Popkins · 10-28-2011, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Squire

Imagine one of those china chinned nobodies found themselves in the ring with someone like this?

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Don't make me laugh. See 1 minute 50 seconds of this video:

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The "iron-chinned" Calzaggers getting flattened by a single-shot from a featherfisted nobody, the guy couldn't even do his fans the common courtesy of dominating the disgraceful WBOgus bums he dredged up from outer Mongolia to make his glorious world title defences against.

PIRA · 10-28-2011, 11:16 PM

Why did Glassjaw***ist post the same vid and say it was the premiere?

Or is it an alt?

Shogun Assassin · 10-29-2011, 12:27 AM

This was probably posted in the General and got moved to the MMA forum.

Colpolite · 10-29-2011, 04:10 AM

Great Video!!

Ubersteve · 10-29-2011, 04:14 AM

Not in the top 5 chincheckers videos but okay.

GlassJawsExist · 10-29-2011, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Popkins

Don't make me laugh. See 1 minute 50 seconds of this video:

[URL]***********.youtube.com/watch?v=DclzJW_FnME[/URL]

The "iron-chinned" Calzaggers getting flattened by a single-shot from a featherfisted nobody, the guy couldn't even do his fans the common courtesy of dominating the disgraceful WBOgus bums he dredged up from outer Mongolia to make his glorious world title defences against.

Shut the **** up Slopkins you fart-sucking sperm seeker.

fatcity · 10-29-2011, 09:21 AM

This not unlike an Indie type of film.A little rough around the edges but it gets the point across.Glass jawed MMA frauds exposed as the wankers they really are.

Beouche · 10-29-2011, 09:43 AM

Beouche · 10-29-2011, 09:45 AM

Class video btw boys

GlassJawsExist · 10-29-2011, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by fatcity

This not unlike an Indie type of film.A little rough around the edges but it gets the point across.Glass jawed MMA frauds exposed as the wankers they really are.

Exactly fc, from what I hear, 46and0 went for a more rugged, honest approach with this film, using minimal CGI and special effects, and letting the Glass Jaws do the talking. The man is a master of his craft.

MetalMandible · 10-29-2011, 10:10 AM

Indeed, I thought it conveyed the underlying point well, that is, that Glass Jaws exist in MMA. However, due to the more simplistic approach being lost on longtime fans of the series who, whether justly or not, expect the same polished glass shattering highlights as before, we should follow up not only with more disgraceful Mandibles than those displayed but also with the same finesse the fans know and love. MMA will, however, prove to be an outstanding place to build the franchise up because every card is filled with at least two or three complete China Chinned Hype Jobs and the potential for educating the masses about proper punch resistance is huge here.

10-28-2011, 10:07 PM	#16
The Spider Guest Posts: n/a vCash:	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE Got to say I'm very disappointed. Completely lacking in the single shot shatterings that made the boxing vids so watchable. On that evidence there is a distict shortage of glass jaws among MMA ranks.
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10-28-2011, 10:24 PM	#19
MetalMandible Chinchecker ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: GA Posts: 3,631 vCash: 500	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE No, it's a work in progress because, as mentioned above, Zuffa pursues copyright infringers mercilessly and it's hard to find the videos we need to take it to another level. Be patient, we have to iron out the kinks.
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10-28-2011, 11:16 PM	#21
PIRA Contender ESB Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,327 vCash: 1000	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE Why did Glassjaw***ist post the same vid and say it was the premiere? Or is it an alt?
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10-29-2011, 12:27 AM	#22
Shogun Assassin Contender ESB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,312 vCash: 176	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE This was probably posted in the General and got moved to the MMA forum.
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10-29-2011, 04:10 AM	#23
Colpolite Belt holder ESB Addict Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Earth Posts: 1,967 vCash: 75	Re: World Premiere. Glass Jaws of MMA - The Movie Great Video!!
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10-29-2011, 04:14 AM	#24
Ubersteve The Main Event Mafia ESB Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,208 vCash: 888	Re: World Premiere. Glass Jaws of MMA - The Movie Not in the top 5 chincheckers videos but okay.
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10-29-2011, 09:21 AM	#26
fatcity Champion East Side Guru Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Battery Park Posts: 6,144 vCash: 1450	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE This not unlike an Indie type of film.A little rough around the edges but it gets the point across.Glass jawed MMA frauds exposed as the wankers they really are.
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10-29-2011, 09:43 AM	#27
Beouche Dinamita ESB Addict Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 4,302 vCash: 500	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE
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10-29-2011, 09:45 AM	#28
Beouche Dinamita ESB Addict Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 4,302 vCash: 500	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE Class video btw boys
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10-29-2011, 10:10 AM	#30
MetalMandible Chinchecker ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: GA Posts: 3,631 vCash: 500	Re: ESB Chincheckers Expand The Franchise - WORLD PREMIERE Indeed, I thought it conveyed the underlying point well, that is, that Glass Jaws exist in MMA. However, due to the more simplistic approach being lost on longtime fans of the series who, whether justly or not, expect the same polished glass shattering highlights as before, we should follow up not only with more disgraceful Mandibles than those displayed but also with the same finesse the fans know and love. MMA will, however, prove to be an outstanding place to build the franchise up because every card is filled with at least two or three complete China Chinned Hype Jobs and the potential for educating the masses about proper punch resistance is huge here.
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