December Glass Jaw Rankings

MetalMandible · 12-10-2011, 12:29 AM

01. Andrei Arlovski
02. Forrest Griffin
03. Gray Maynard
04. Brendan Fraud
05. Wanderlei Silva
06. Melvin Guillard
07. Todd Duffee
08. Keith GlassJawdine
09. Ryan Bader
10. Lyoto Machida

Honorable Mentions- Brock Lesnar, Rashad Evans, Frank Mir, Michael Bisping, James Thompson, Ken Shamrock, Kimbo Slice, Matt Lindland, Cro Cop, Alistair Overoid, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Pat Barry, Frankie Edgar, Jorge Santiago, Matt Hughes, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Manny Gamburyan, Jake Shields

Now, we have notable Glass Jawed Jokes Machida, Lesnar, Overeem, and Gamburyan on the docket for this month so there is a chance that the rankings will have to be updated soon, but for now, here are your December Disgraces.

Stoo · 12-10-2011, 12:35 AM

This is all I wanna say about Glass Jaws

http://dissectmma.com/wp-content/upl..._Schaub_KO.gif

StillWill · 12-10-2011, 12:38 AM

the fact you have so many honorable mentions shows your inability to make decisions

you lack cajones

what a pathetic excuse for a chinchecker

MetalMandible · 12-10-2011, 12:41 AM

And that is why he's moved up to the #4 slot above other Glass Jawed luminaries, Stoo.

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Originally Posted by StillWill

the fact you have so many honorable mentions shows your inability to make decisions

you lack cajones

what a pathetic excuse for a chinchecker

If I was indecisive I wouldn't have filled up a Top 10, obviously I decided that those were the worst Chins in the business. English motherfucker, learn it. No, this is exactly why the Chincheckers have made the point numerous times that MMA harbors the worst Chins in any combat sport. There are so many that you can literally fill ten slots in no time and still not have touched on half of the truly abysmal Glass Jaws there are at the highest level of the sport. Glass Jaws Exist in MMA. It's time you came to terms with that.

StillWill · 12-10-2011, 12:47 AM

lulz your list is SHIT, theres no eddie alvarez who was just exposed as a top 5 glassjaw

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1TQddL52tk[/ame]

NOT impressed, also Thiago Silva is only a honorable mention when EVERYONE KNOWS he is the champion emeritus of glassjaws

MetalMandible · 12-10-2011, 12:53 AM

I forgot about Alvarez though I disagree completely with the thought of him as a Top 5. He hasn't been starched badly or often enough to replace any of the guys at the top of the list though he certainly has a shitty Chin. And Silva as Champion Emeritus? He's been starched once. While I certainly have him on the radar for the numerous times he's been buzzed by weak shots he can't topple any of the established China Chins in this sport. His resume must be built though he certainly has the potential.

Leave the Chinchecking to the experts, kiddo.

Rob_Floyd · 12-10-2011, 01:02 AM

Maynard?

StillWill · 12-10-2011, 01:04 AM

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Eddie alvarez has been NOKKED AUT twice, and dropped in ALL of his fights

As far as silva, NEED I SAY MORE

http://www.fightreport.net/wp-conten...iago-silva.gif

1 round ko by pillow fisted machida

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MetalMandible · 12-10-2011, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob_Floyd

Maynard?

Feather Fisted Edgar flattened him and he knocked himself out on a takedown attempt once. He has no Chin. None.

Joe.Boxer · 12-10-2011, 01:45 AM

StillWill, you need to learn some manners.

MetalMandible · 12-10-2011, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe.Boxer

StillWill, you need to learn some manners.

And Chins!

Alien · 12-10-2011, 01:59 PM

Great list as always MM!

Will Cooling · 12-10-2011, 02:34 PM

I'm confused MM - if glasschins are intrinsic why would you have to update the list monthly? Surely fighters are just born with glass chins and the only revisions would be as the talent pool changed over time?

MetalMandible · 12-10-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Alien

Great list as always MM!

Thanks Alien, it's nice to see that my work is appreciated.

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Originally Posted by Will Cooling

I'm confused MM - if glasschins are intrinsic why would you have to update the list monthly? Surely fighters are just born with glass chins and the only revisions would be as the talent pool changed over time?

These rankings are compiled just like divisional rankings. They're about "what have you done for me lately" and while some of the Chins that have been shuffled lower or sent to the Honorable Mentions list are actually more disgraceful than the guys above them, it's simply because they haven't been shattered as recently and badly as some of the others. Others, like Arlovski and Griffin will remain towards the top for as long as they're actively competing because of their entire embarrassing bodies of work.

Alien · 12-10-2011, 04:11 PM

Pretty crazy this guy can only clinch the #6 spot.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJ20gnxjrc[/ame]

He gets put on queer street by pawed jabs to the nose.

Jesus I shudder to even think how disgraceful the Mandibles are of the top 5 ranked fighters.

12-10-2011, 12:29 AM	#1
MetalMandible Chinchecker ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: GA Posts: 3,773 vCash: 500	December Glass Jaw Rankings 01. Andrei Arlovski 02. Forrest Griffin 03. Gray Maynard 04. Brendan Fraud 05. Wanderlei Silva 06. Melvin Guillard 07. Todd Duffee 08. Keith GlassJawdine 09. Ryan Bader 10. Lyoto Machida Honorable Mentions- Brock Lesnar, Rashad Evans, Frank Mir, Michael Bisping, James Thompson, Ken Shamrock, Kimbo Slice, Matt Lindland, Cro Cop, Alistair Overoid, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Pat Barry, Frankie Edgar, Jorge Santiago, Matt Hughes, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Manny Gamburyan, Jake Shields Now, we have notable Glass Jawed Jokes Machida, Lesnar, Overeem, and Gamburyan on the docket for this month so there is a chance that the rankings will have to be updated soon, but for now, here are your December Disgraces. Last edited by MetalMandible; 12-11-2011 at 01:07 PM.
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12-10-2011, 12:35 AM	#2
Stoo RIP T-Dog East Side VIP Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 14,937 vCash: 1000	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings This is all I wanna say about Glass Jaws http://dissectmma.com/wp-content/upl..._Schaub_KO.gif
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12-10-2011, 12:38 AM	#3
StillWill Dr. Eisenfaust ESB Addict Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Oakland, California Posts: 1,903 vCash: 174	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings the fact you have so many honorable mentions shows your inability to make decisions you lack cajones what a pathetic excuse for a chinchecker
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12-10-2011, 12:47 AM	#5
StillWill Dr. Eisenfaust ESB Addict Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Oakland, California Posts: 1,903 vCash: 174	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings lulz your list is SHIT, theres no eddie alvarez who was just exposed as a top 5 glassjaw [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1TQddL52tk[/ame] NOT impressed, also Thiago Silva is only a honorable mention when EVERYONE KNOWS he is the champion emeritus of glassjaws
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12-10-2011, 01:02 AM	#7
Rob_Floyd Belt holder ESB Addict Join Date: May 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 4,965 vCash: 400	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings Maynard?
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12-10-2011, 12:53 AM	#6
MetalMandible Chinchecker ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: GA Posts: 3,773 vCash: 500	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings I forgot about Alvarez though I disagree completely with the thought of him as a Top 5. He hasn't been starched badly or often enough to replace any of the guys at the top of the list though he certainly has a shitty Chin. And Silva as Champion Emeritus? He's been starched once. While I certainly have him on the radar for the numerous times he's been buzzed by weak shots he can't topple any of the established China Chins in this sport. His resume must be built though he certainly has the potential. Leave the Chinchecking to the experts, kiddo.
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12-10-2011, 01:04 AM	#8
StillWill Dr. Eisenfaust ESB Addict Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Oakland, California Posts: 1,903 vCash: 174	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] Eddie alvarez has been NOKKED AUT twice, and dropped in ALL of his fights As far as silva, NEED I SAY MORE http://www.fightreport.net/wp-conten...iago-silva.gif 1 round ko by pillow fisted machida [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
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12-10-2011, 01:45 AM	#10
Joe.Boxer Chinchecker ESB Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,427 vCash: 240	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings StillWill, you need to learn some manners.
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12-10-2011, 01:59 PM	#12
Alien Chin Scholar ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,491 vCash: 500	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings Great list as always MM!
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12-10-2011, 02:34 PM	#13
Will Cooling Belt holder ESB Addict Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,618 vCash: 500	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings I'm confused MM - if glasschins are intrinsic why would you have to update the list monthly? Surely fighters are just born with glass chins and the only revisions would be as the talent pool changed over time?
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12-10-2011, 04:11 PM	#15
Alien Chin Scholar ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,491 vCash: 500	Re: December Glass Jaw Rankings Pretty crazy this guy can only clinch the #6 spot. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJ20gnxjrc[/ame] He gets put on queer street by pawed jabs to the nose. Jesus I shudder to even think how disgraceful the Mandibles are of the top 5 ranked fighters.
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