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Old 12-10-2011, 12:29 AM   #1
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Default December Glass Jaw Rankings

01. Andrei Arlovski
02. Forrest Griffin
03. Gray Maynard
04. Brendan Fraud
05. Wanderlei Silva
06. Melvin Guillard
07. Todd Duffee
08. Keith GlassJawdine
09. Ryan Bader
10. Lyoto Machida

Honorable Mentions- Brock Lesnar, Rashad Evans, Frank Mir, Michael Bisping, James Thompson, Ken Shamrock, Kimbo Slice, Matt Lindland, Cro Cop, Alistair Overoid, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Pat Barry, Frankie Edgar, Jorge Santiago, Matt Hughes, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Manny Gamburyan, Jake Shields

Now, we have notable Glass Jawed Jokes Machida, Lesnar, Overeem, and Gamburyan on the docket for this month so there is a chance that the rankings will have to be updated soon, but for now, here are your December Disgraces.

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Old 12-10-2011, 12:35 AM   #2
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This is all I wanna say about Glass Jaws

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Old 12-10-2011, 12:38 AM   #3
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the fact you have so many honorable mentions shows your inability to make decisions

you lack cajones

what a pathetic excuse for a chinchecker
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Old 12-10-2011, 12:41 AM   #4
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And that is why he's moved up to the #4 slot above other Glass Jawed luminaries, Stoo.

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the fact you have so many honorable mentions shows your inability to make decisions

you lack cajones

what a pathetic excuse for a chinchecker
If I was indecisive I wouldn't have filled up a Top 10, obviously I decided that those were the worst Chins in the business. English mother****er, learn it. No, this is exactly why the Chincheckers have made the point numerous times that MMA harbors the worst Chins in any combat sport. There are so many that you can literally fill ten slots in no time and still not have touched on half of the truly abysmal Glass Jaws there are at the highest level of the sport. Glass Jaws Exist in MMA. It's time you came to terms with that.
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Old 12-10-2011, 12:47 AM   #5
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lulz your list is SHIT, theres no eddie alvarez who was just exposed as a top 5 glassjaw

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1TQddL52tk[/ame]

NOT impressed, also Thiago Silva is only a honorable mention when EVERYONE KNOWS he is the champion emeritus of glassjaws
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Old 12-10-2011, 12:53 AM   #6
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I forgot about Alvarez though I disagree completely with the thought of him as a Top 5. He hasn't been starched badly or often enough to replace any of the guys at the top of the list though he certainly has a shitty Chin. And Silva as Champion Emeritus? He's been starched once. While I certainly have him on the radar for the numerous times he's been buzzed by weak shots he can't topple any of the established China Chins in this sport. His resume must be built though he certainly has the potential.

Leave the Chinchecking to the experts, kiddo.
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:02 AM   #7
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Maynard?
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Eddie alvarez has been NOKKED AUT twice, and dropped in ALL of his fights

As far as silva, NEED I SAY MORE

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1 round ko by pillow fisted machida

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Maynard?
Feather Fisted Edgar flattened him and he knocked himself out on a takedown attempt once. He has no Chin. None.
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:45 AM   #10
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StillWill, you need to learn some manners.
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Old 12-10-2011, 02:02 AM   #11
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StillWill, you need to learn some manners.
And Chins!
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:59 PM   #12
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Great list as always MM!
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Old 12-10-2011, 02:34 PM   #13
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I'm confused MM - if glasschins are intrinsic why would you have to update the list monthly? Surely fighters are just born with glass chins and the only revisions would be as the talent pool changed over time?
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Old 12-10-2011, 03:09 PM   #14
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Great list as always MM!
Thanks Alien, it's nice to see that my work is appreciated.

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I'm confused MM - if glasschins are intrinsic why would you have to update the list monthly? Surely fighters are just born with glass chins and the only revisions would be as the talent pool changed over time?
These rankings are compiled just like divisional rankings. They're about "what have you done for me lately" and while some of the Chins that have been shuffled lower or sent to the Honorable Mentions list are actually more disgraceful than the guys above them, it's simply because they haven't been shattered as recently and badly as some of the others. Others, like Arlovski and Griffin will remain towards the top for as long as they're actively competing because of their entire embarrassing bodies of work.
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Old 12-10-2011, 04:11 PM   #15
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Pretty crazy this guy can only clinch the #6 spot.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJ20gnxjrc[/ame]

He gets put on queer street by pawed jabs to the nose.

Jesus I shudder to even think how disgraceful the Mandibles are of the top 5 ranked fighters.
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