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Old 01-19-2012, 10:31 PM   #1
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Default Glass Jaw Rankings 1/19/2012

01. Fedor Emelianenko
02. Keith Glass Jawdine
03. Forrest Griffin
04. Brendan Fraud
05. Wanderlei Silva
06. Gray Maynard
07. Andrei Arlovski
08. Todd Duffee
09. Melvin Guillard
10. Lyoto Machida

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Old 01-20-2012, 06:18 AM   #2
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What is your chin like?
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Old 01-20-2012, 06:31 AM   #3
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Shite list.
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Old 01-20-2012, 06:48 AM   #4
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he makes some good posts sometimes but i honestly think all the chincheckers are 3 or 4 people tops with many alts.
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Old 01-20-2012, 06:54 AM   #5
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I think Todd Duffee should be higher and I would have Frank Mir ahead of Lyoto Machida.
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Old 01-20-2012, 08:43 AM   #6
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01. Fedor Emelianenko
02. Keith Glass Jawdine
03. Forrest Griffin
04. Brendan Fraud
05. Wanderlei Silva
06. Gray Maynard
07. Andrei Arlovski
08. Todd Duffee
09. Melvin Guillard
10. Lyoto Machida

Honorable Mentions- Chad No Chindes, Brock Lesnar, Rashad Evans, Frank Mir, Michael Bisping, Rodrigo Nogueira, Ryan Bader, James Thompson, Ken Shamrock, Matt Lindland, Mirko Filipovic, Alistair Overoid, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Pat Barry, Frankie Edgar, Jorge Santiago, Matt Hughes, Manny Gamburyan, Jake Shields
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You forfeited your right to make these threads after I brutally crushed and embarrassed you 43 to 4 in a poll on the topic of Chins. If I, a non Chinchecker, can so emphatically spank your ass in a Chin Debate, then you are no longer fit to be called a Chinchecker. You have let your retarded brethren down. Please hand in your stripes at the door.

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Old 01-20-2012, 12:14 PM   #7
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you forfeited your right to make these threads after i brutally crushed and embarrassed you 43 to 4 in a poll on the topic of chins. If i, a non chinchecker, can so emphatically spank your ass in a chin debate, then you are no longer fit to be called a chinchecker. You have let your retarded brethren down. Please hand in your stripes at the door.

qtf !!
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Old 01-20-2012, 01:54 PM   #8
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What is your chin like?
I have an Iron Chin.

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Shite list.
You know nothing about Glass Jaws, but if you do fancy yourself a Punch Resistance Expert, why don't you make superior list? Oh, that's because it is irrefutable fact that everyone on that list has been KOed brutally and embarrassingly lately and is possession of a Fragile Glass Jaw.

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I think Todd Duffee should be higher and I would have Frank Mir ahead of Lyoto Machida.
I think they indeed have worse Chins than Machida but the rankings are based on merit and Machida had his Glass Jaw shattered more recently than the other two jokes. If Duffee or Mir fights another puncher soon they'll probably overtake him.

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You forfeited your right to make these threads after I brutally crushed and embarrassed you 43 to 4 in a poll on the topic of Chins. If I, a non Chinchecker, can so emphatically spank your ass in a Chin Debate, then you are no longer fit to be called a Chinchecker. You have let your retarded brethren down. Please hand in your stripes at the door.

Nobody was crushed and embarrassed because nearly everyone agreed that it was a close run between the two. More people felt that Rampage edged it out but your thesis that Chuck never had an Iron Chin was clearly put to rest. Leave the Chin analysis to people who know what they're talking about because you have yet to put up a superior list on any of these threads therefore giving you no room to complain about mine. Now take your pathetic British Glass Jaw out of my thread.
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Old 01-20-2012, 03:56 PM   #9
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You forfeited your right to make these threads after I brutally crushed and embarrassed you 43 to 4 in a poll on the topic of Chins. If I, a non Chinchecker, can so emphatically spank your ass in a Chin Debate, then you are no longer fit to be called a Chinchecker. You have let your retarded brethren down. Please hand in your stripes at the door.

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Old 01-21-2012, 05:51 AM   #10
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I have an Iron Chin™.



You know nothing about Glass Jaws, but if you do fancy yourself a Punch Resistance Expert, why don't you make superior list? Oh, that's because it is irrefutable fact that everyone on that list has been KOed brutally and embarrassingly lately and is possession of a Fragile Glass Jaw.



I think they indeed have worse Chins than Machida but the rankings are based on merit and Machida had his Glass Jaw shattered more recently than the other two jokes. If Duffee or Mir fights another puncher soon they'll probably overtake him.



Nobody was crushed and embarrassed because nearly everyone agreed that it was a close run between the two. More people felt that Rampage edged it out but your thesis that Chuck never had an Iron Chin was clearly put to rest. Leave the Chin analysis to people who know what they're talking about because you have yet to put up a superior list on any of these threads therefore giving you no room to complain about mine. Now take your pathetic British Glass Jaw out of my thread.
Popkins 43 - 4 MetalMandible.

Pwned. (as you trolls say)


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Old 01-21-2012, 08:56 AM   #11
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You forfeited your right to make these threads after I brutally crushed and embarrassed you 43 to 4 in a poll on the topic of Chins. If I, a non Chinchecker, can so emphatically spank your ass in a Chin Debate, then you are no longer fit to be called a Chinchecker. You have let your retarded brethren down. Please hand in your stripes at the door.

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Old 01-21-2012, 11:05 AM   #12
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Jardine definetly deserves his place on that list.

but i can never say a heavyweight has a glassjaw.

to be fair to heavyweights, they're taking punches of huge dudes. i wouldnt expect any man to take a clean punch from one of them
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:21 PM   #13
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Jardine definetly deserves his place on that list.

but i can never say a heavyweight has a glassjaw.

to be fair to heavyweights, they're taking punches of huge dudes. i wouldnt expect any man to take a clean punch from one of them
So you can watch Mark Hunt get kicked in the head cleanly and not be KOed, you can watch Cabbage Correira get brutalized by Andrei Arlovski and have to be mercy stopped by his corner, and then watch Todd Duffee get brutally and embarrassingly KOed by a winging arm punch delivered by a gassed fatty who had been beaten for two rounds?

Glass Jaws Exist, even in the HW division.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:15 PM   #14
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Fedor ?
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:22 PM   #15
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Fedor ?
He was embarrassingly KOed by an arm punch that had zero leverage coming from a MW. That is the definition of a Glass Jaw.
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