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Old 03-08-2012, 01:20 PM   #1
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Default ***The Official Chinchecker March Glass Jaw Rankings***

OK, for the first time in the history of these rankings all Chincheckers, new and old alike, have turned in their own personal Glass Jaw Rankings for a Chinchecker-wide poll on the worst China Chins in Boxing today. Here's how it works;

01. 10 points
02. 9 points
03. 8 points
04. 7 points
05. 6 points
06. 5 points
07. 4 points
08. 3 points
09. 2 points
10. 1 point

The panel, consisting of ESB luminaries such as Zakman, Rico Spadafora, GlassJaw***ist, Joe.Boxer, Canucks9314, forreal, Conan, and myself, MetalMandible, has voted, the scores have been added, and without further ado, here are your official results.

01. James Kirkland - 78 points
02. Amir Khan - 61 points
03. Roy Jones Jr. - 48 points
04. Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison - 39 points
05. Jason Litzau - 37 points
06. Victor Ortiz - 33 points
07. Paul Williams - 30 points
08. Enzo Maccarinelli - 27 points
09. Zab "Super Glass" Judah - 19 points
10. Odlanier Solis - 15 points

Other fighters receiving votes - Jorge Linares, Paul Smith, Timothy Bradley, David Lemieux, Anthony Mundine, Deandre Latimore, David Haye, Tomasz Adamek, Edison Miranda, Yuriorkis Gamboa, Chad Dawson, Lucian Bute, Andre Berto, Wladimir Klitschko, Deontay Wilder, Tye Fields.
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:38 PM   #2
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Khan?

Took shots from Peterson & Maidana...

Better than Ortiz...

Shit thread close it.

Laugh at how much time this dude wasted on it.

Didn't you get halfway and think to yourself: "this is abit stupid ent it?"
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:40 PM   #3
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Who do all the chinfags have terrible vCash totals?
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:42 PM   #4
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Khan?

Took shots from Peterson & Maidana...

Better than Ortiz...

Shit thread close it.

Laugh at how much time this dude wasted on it.

Didn't you get halfway and think to yourself: "this is abit stupid ent it?"
"Location: England"

This is a clear indication of why you do not agree with this thread and why your opinion is moot. You are simply upset because Great Britain, aka the Isle of Glass Jaw, is well represented here as anyone with half a brain knew it would be. Statistics show that 95.8% of Britons have Glass Jaws which means that it is almost certain that you and your heroes are in possession of a Fragile Glass Mandible. Now toddle along, junior, you are stinking it up with your futile refusal to accept the truth.
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:46 PM   #5
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Who do all the chinfags have terrible vCash totals?
Cause they know shit about baxin
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:47 PM   #6
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Cause they don't know shit about baxin

Fixed
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:48 PM   #7
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Cause they know shit about baxin
Because some of us do not care about betting pretend money when we can bet real money. V-cash, is to me, a pointless pissing contest and a waste of time when I can be educating the masses of Glass Jaw deniers here about the importance of punch resistance in Boxing.
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:51 PM   #8
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Fixed
Lol, oops
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Old 03-08-2012, 01:58 PM   #9
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Because some of us do not care about betting pretend money when we can bet real money. V-cash, is to me, a pointless pissing contest and a waste of time when I can be educating the masses of Glass Jaw deniers here about the importance of punch resistance in Boxing.
More likely because it would end up a zero and stay there, giving the history of chinchecker predictions

And if anything, fighters with less stellar jaws should be revered.

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Old 03-08-2012, 02:00 PM   #10
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The list is pretty much flawless ..
Don't worry, you will see my Vcash grow over the years
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Old 03-08-2012, 02:03 PM   #11
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the list is pretty much flawless ..
Don't worry, you will see my vcash grow over the years
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Old 03-08-2012, 02:06 PM   #12
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OK, for the first time in the history of these rankings all Chincheckers, new and old alike, have turned in their own personal Glass Jaw Rankings for a Chinchecker-wide poll on the worst China Chins in Boxing today. Here's how it works;

01. 10 points
02. 9 points
03. 8 points
04. 7 points
05. 6 points
06. 5 points
07. 4 points
08. 3 points
09. 2 points
10. 1 point

The panel, consisting of ESB luminaries such as Zakman, Rico Spadafora, GlassJaw***ist, Joe.Boxer, Canucks9314, forreal, Conan, and myself, MetalMandible, has voted, the scores have been added, and without further ado, here are your official results.

01. James Kirkland - 78 points
02. Amir Khan - 61 points
03. Roy Jones Jr. - 48 points
04. Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison - 39 points
05. Jason Litzau - 37 points
06. Victor Ortiz - 33 points
07. Paul Williams - 30 points
08. Enzo Maccarinelli - 27 points
09. Zab "Super Glass" Judah - 19 points
10. Odlanier Solis - 15 points

Other fighters receiving votes - Jorge Linares, Paul Smith, Timothy Bradley, David Lemieux, Anthony Mundine, Deandre Latimore, David Haye, Tomasz Adamek, Edison Miranda, Yuriorkis Gamboa, Chad Dawson, Lucian Bute, Andre Berto, Wladimir Klitschko, Deontay Wilder, Tye Fields.

Pure gold.
My best regards go to the Chinchecker team.
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Old 03-08-2012, 02:06 PM   #13
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The list is pretty much flawless ..
Don't worry, you will see my Vcash grow over the years
And well it should be, educated fans such as yourself came together to create it.
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Old 03-08-2012, 02:07 PM   #14
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Fixed
Oh yes, their predictions are fun. "Fighter A will get knocked out" (Fighter A does not get knocked out). Repeat. Until some day (like most fighters) he is knocked out. Nostradamus right there
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Old 03-08-2012, 02:14 PM   #15
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And well it should be, educated fans such as yourself came together to create it.
Credit goes to the entire chin checker crew ..
The finest posters on this forum, we are making our posts/threads from irrefutable evidence and very rarely do we miss anything
Btw, nice job collecting the lists and putting the scores togheter
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