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Old 07-07-2012, 03:37 PM   #31
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I need to start following MMA more closely!
Look at the video posted above, that was actually more disgraceful than Kirkland's "performance" against Ishida. The guy got starched cold by a Jab delivered off of the backfoot!
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:08 PM   #32
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Good list. Glass Jaws exist in boxing and it is the duty of the Chincheckers to rank, ****yse and discuss the disgraceful Chins of the sport.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:08 PM   #33
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This is quite true. And this guy is in the co-main event tonight. I watch mma but some of these guys are so unskilled it makes me wonder what qualifications are needed to be an mma fighter.

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Oh my god. That is the worst chin I have ever seen
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:10 PM   #34
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Lol, with everybody going in on Kirkland's lack of punch resistance, it just reminds me of an old thread:


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It's ironic that the real chinchecking experts here have Mandingo at the TOP of their list of boxers who display a shortage of mandibular fortitude.


Anyway, I'd put Bute a little higher. And Wilder is going straight to the top 3. But I'm not a certified chinchecking specialist.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:28 PM   #35
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That's right folks, it's time for the monthly rankings and a healthy dose of Chin Talk. Here are your current Rankings showcasing the biggest Glass Jawed Frauds in Boxing today as voted by ESB's Punch Resistance Panel consisting of Zakman, Rico Spadafora, canucks9314, Forreal, arranmcl, knockout artist, Joe. Boxer, and myself. Note that Rankings are subject to change if GlassJaw***ist submits his own Rankings list in timely fashion. Here we go.

01. Jelly Jaw James Kirkland - 70 pts
02. Roy Jones Jr. - 63 pts
03. Amir Khan - 46 pts
04. Enzo "Macaroni Legs" Maccarinelli - 45 pts
05. Lucian Bute - 38 pts
06. Allan Green - 27 pts
07. Jason Litzau - 26 pts
08. Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison - 25 pts
09. Quitor Ortiz - 24 pts
10. Mike Jones - 16 pts

Fighters also receiving votes - Corey Spinks (15 pts), Glass Jaw JuanMa Lopez (13 pts), Odlanier Solis (9 pts), Danny Williams (6 pts), Zab Judah (5 pts), Anthony Mundine (2 pts), Deontay Wilder (1 pt), Jermain Taylor (1 pt).
the only reason you put Khan so high on here is so you'll look smart in the off chance that Garcia knocks him out. Otherwise an Okay list, but having Khan so high either reeks of confident gambling or ignorance
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:47 PM   #36
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Lmfao at that backfoot jab KO!
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:51 PM   #37
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This is quite true. And this guy is in the co-main event tonight. I watch mma but some of these guys are so unskilled it makes me wonder what qualifications are needed to be an mma fighter.

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Brilliant! That genuinely made me laugh
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Old 07-07-2012, 05:11 PM   #38
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This is quite true. And this guy is in the co-main event tonight. I watch mma but some of these guys are so unskilled it makes me wonder what qualifications are needed to be an mma fighter.

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To be fair to Griffin, you'd struggle to find a harder puncher in MMA than Anderson Silva, even without a P4P stipulation.

Anderson can look so disinterested when throwing his punches but he has a few KOs to his name where he doesn't look like he's exerting much force but the technique does the trick.
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Old 07-07-2012, 05:27 PM   #39
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OK list. Should really be the list though. Ronald Hearns makes his dad's chin look like Chuvalo's.

James Kirkland
Roy Jones Jr.
Ronald Hearns
Enzo Maccarinelli
Jason Litzau
Allan Green
Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison
Victor Ortiz
Zab "Super Glass" Judah
Jermain Taylor
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Old 07-07-2012, 05:32 PM   #40
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OK list. Should really be the list though. Ronald Hearns makes his dad's chin look like Chuvalo's.

James Kirkland
Roy Jones Jr.
Ronald Hearns
Enzo Maccarinelli
Jason Litzau
Allan Green
Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison
Victor Ortiz
Zab "Super Glass" Judah
Jermain Taylor
Ronald Hearns slipped my mind when I submitted my list. It's probably because he is ****ing irrelevant in the sport of boxing.
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Old 07-07-2012, 05:34 PM   #41
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Ronald Hearns slipped my mind when I submitted my list. It's probably because he is ****ing irrelevant in the sport of boxing.
Hes had high profile bouts with lara and Sturm and brutally stopped in both absolute glass.
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Old 07-07-2012, 05:36 PM   #42
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Hes had high profile bouts with lara and Sturm and brutally stopped in both absolute glass.
Yeah, I watched the Lara fight. The first left Lara landed ****ed him
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Old 07-07-2012, 08:07 PM   #43
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Yeah, I watched the Lara fight. The first left Lara landed ****ed him
Black fighters have the glassiest of glass chins. Fact.

James Kirkland Black American
Roy Jones Jr. Black American
Ronald Hearns Black American
Enzo Maccarinelli
Jason Litzau
Allan Green Black American
Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison Black Euro
Victor Ortiz
Zab "Super Glass" Judah Black American
Jermain Taylor Black American
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Old 07-07-2012, 08:29 PM   #44
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Black fighters have the glassiest of glass chins. Fact.

James Kirkland Black American
Roy Jones Jr. Black American
Ronald Hearns Black American
Enzo Maccarinelli
Jason Litzau
Allan Green Black American
Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison Black Euro
Victor Ortiz
Zab "Super Glass" Judah Black American
Jermain Taylor Black American
Now now now, let's not get racial about this. Marvelous Marvin Hagler had one of the best chins going. There are several iron chinned blacks.
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Old 07-07-2012, 08:35 PM   #45
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Now now now, let's not get racial about this. Marvelous Marvin Hagler had one of the best chins going. There are several iron chinned blacks.
There are, but the worst chins belong to you know who. I swear it's like God did it to even things out because they are naturally more athletic, in comparison to Mexican fighters who most of the time are blessed with granite beards.
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