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Old 08-13-2012, 01:12 AM   #1
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Default Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW

yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:41 AM   #2
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when chuck norris looks in front of a mirror he sees no reflection since there will only be one chuck norris now and forever....
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:44 AM   #3
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:11 AM   #4
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yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?
That isn't a serious question.
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:34 AM   #5
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JCVD, because he's 20 years younger.
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:58 AM   #6
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Chuck norris is like 70
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:01 AM   #7
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**** off Johnstown
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:49 AM   #8
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Chuck Norris.

He has some solid BJJ skills training with Jean-Jacques Machado, I believe. I could be mistaken on his instructor but I know he's got at least a brown belt.

To my knowledge JCVD has zero grappling skills.

Make of that what you will.
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:49 PM   #9
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Nobody beats Chuck Norris at anything.
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:54 PM   #10
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Norris would take him down and choke him asap.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:00 PM   #11
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People seem to have forgetten details like Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father.
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People have seem to have to forgotten to tell Johnstown to **** off

**** off Johnstown
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:21 PM   #13
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:39 PM   #14
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JCVD is a *****. Norris by ko, first round.
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Old 08-13-2012, 10:17 PM   #15
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Chuck Norris is baaaaaad! JCVD stands no chance at any point in their respective careers.
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