Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW

GreatLookingGuy · 08-13-2012, 01:12 AM

yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?

the commentator · 08-13-2012, 02:41 AM

when chuck norris looks in front of a mirror he sees no reflection since there will only be one chuck norris now and forever....

unloco · 08-13-2012, 02:44 AM

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when chuck norris looks in front of a mirror he sees no reflection since there will only be one chuck norris now and forever....

this, /thread

Kittikasem · 08-13-2012, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GreatLookingGuy

yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?

That isn't a serious question.

kokoko · 08-13-2012, 03:34 AM

JCVD, because he's 20 years younger.

CrimsonBeast · 08-13-2012, 03:58 AM

Chuck norris is like 70

Stoo · 08-13-2012, 04:01 AM

**** off Johnstown

James23 · 08-13-2012, 07:49 AM

Chuck Norris.

He has some solid BJJ skills training with Jean-Jacques Machado, I believe. I could be mistaken on his instructor but I know he's got at least a brown belt.

To my knowledge JCVD has zero grappling skills.

Make of that what you will.

08-13-2012, 07:49 PM

Nobody beats Chuck Norris at anything.

196osh · 08-13-2012, 07:54 PM

Norris would take him down and choke him asap.

08-13-2012, 08:00 PM

People seem to have forgetten details like Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father.

Stoo · 08-13-2012, 08:03 PM

People have seem to have to forgotten to tell Johnstown to **** off

**** off Johnstown

greathamza · 08-13-2012, 08:21 PM

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People seem to have forgetten details like Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own father.

don owens · 08-13-2012, 09:39 PM

JCVD is a *****. Norris by ko, first round.

sugarngold · 08-13-2012, 10:17 PM

Chuck Norris is baaaaaad! JCVD stands no chance at any point in their respective careers.

08-13-2012, 01:12 AM	#1
GreatLookingGuy newbie Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17 vCash: 500	Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW yes Norris is much older; but he has taken care of himself much better, his Karate game was/is far more legit than Van Dam ever was, and finally, he has a legit black belt in BJJ. Having said all that, he is in his 70s, and Jean, well, Jean isnt in his 70s. So what happens?
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08-13-2012, 02:41 AM	#2
the commentator Contender ESB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,057 vCash: 500	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW when chuck norris looks in front of a mirror he sees no reflection since there will only be one chuck norris now and forever....
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kokoko Journeyman ESB Jr Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Orange County California Posts: 296 vCash: 1000	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW JCVD, because he's 20 years younger.
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James23 Belt holder ESB Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North Eastern U.S. Posts: 1,700 vCash: 1218	Re: Serious question: Chuck Norris vs JCVD in a mma fight NOW Chuck Norris. He has some solid BJJ skills training with Jean-Jacques Machado, I believe. I could be mistaken on his instructor but I know he's got at least a brown belt. To my knowledge JCVD has zero grappling skills. Make of that what you will.
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