David Haye vs Wladimir Klitschko in a Bust-tucker trial: Who you got?

[shaunster101]

As I'm sure you all know, owing to David Haye being a household showbiz name, he is currently living in the Australian outback with a bunch of other A-list celebs for a hit TV show that pulls in over 10 million viewers per night.

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The Former HW Champion of the World relaxes in the outback

The show requires the celebs to take part in 'bush-tucker trials', challenges of bravery, skill and endurance in order to win food for themselves and their camp mates. So far David Haye is unbeaten in this trials and it seems none of his campmates can match him. So far David's skills and fortitude have surpassed his those of his peers in areas such as hiking, navigation, building, climbing and ability to deal with insects.

Here' David Haye bringing home the bacon for his team by demolishing a British TV star in the first bushtucker trial.
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How do you think Wlad would deal with this kind of environment? Would he mentally crumble? Would he be better than the Hayemaker? Anyone know how he deals with creepy crawlies?

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[Manning]

Who's going to be The Daddy at eating animal dick? I think i'm going to have to go with Mr. David Haye on this one.

[shaunster101]

Originally Posted by Manning

Who's going to be The Daddy at eating animal dick? I think i'm going to have to go with Mr. David Haye on this one.

You've clearly never tried Ukrainian cuisine.

Animal genitalia accounts for 60% of a Ukrainian's protein intake. This will just be like a wacky jungle themed restaurant for Wlad.

[Manning]

Has Haye actually ate anything along those lines in it yet?

[tezel8764]

Haye will make Wlad cry.

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[Earl-hickey]

Originally Posted by Manning

Has Haye actually ate anything along those lines in it yet?

No, he doesn't get voted for the trials because the public like him

unlucky, hater

[Sir Will Wigan]

Originally Posted by shaunster101

You've clearly never tried Ukrainian cuisine.

Animal genitalia accounts for 60% of a Ukrainian's protein intake. This will just be like a wacky jungle themed restaurant for Wlad.

Okay this proves your true (and brilliant, by the way) motive here.... that being to create a trojan-horse thread generating a shit-storm about the indefensible idiosyncrasies of the deluded Klitschko fanbase.

[Manning]

Originally Posted by Earl-hickey

No, he doesn't get voted for the trials because the public like him

unlucky, hater

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[itsa huge bitch]

Originally Posted by Earl-hickey

No, he doesn't get voted for the trials because the public like him

unlucky, hater

holy ****..just no..you clearly dont know the way that shit works..seriously laughing my big ass off at you here ya gluebag

[uraharakisuke]

If the great Machiavellian Hugo Taylor looked like this after 1 trial against ol' Dave how does Klitschko stand any chance?
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[hellsbells]

Those are some gay shorts.

[volkan]

Haye by a pinky (toe)