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Old 06-02-2012, 04:17 AM   #1
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Default Top 50 Reasons The Klitschkos Suck

1. The Klitschkos are boring to watch
2. The Klitschkos face poor opposition
3. The Klitschkos refuse to fight each other dispite being the #1 and #2 heavyweights
4. The Klitschkos fight guys much smaller than them with cautious styles
5. The Klitschkos lump their accomplishments together as if they are a tag team
6. Wlad commits fouls with excessive clinching
7. Vitali thinks he deserves an immediate rematch for getting stopped in 6 rounds
8. Wlad has a glass jaw which he hides with a boring style
9. Vitali is a steroid-abusing cheater
10. Wlad dropped the ball with Hayden FFS
11. The Klitschkos each face half the division and insist they've "cleared it out"
12. The Klitschkos boringness got heavyweight boxing dropped from HBO
13. The Klitschkos fight in an ugly oversized white ring
14. The Klitschkos force fighters into contracts where if they beat one they must fight the other
15. The Klitschkos put on disappointing performances even to their most die-hard fans
16. Vitali quit against Chris Byrd because of his glass heart and glass shoulder
17. Wlad ripped off the fans twice in a row against Mormeck and Thompson II
18. Vitali brags about his high KO % despite stopping 3/6 opponents, one of which was an injury
19. Wlad tells terrible jokes to show that he does not have the personality of cardboard
20. Vitali thinks his “knockout” of Solis was a real stoppage
21. The Klitschkos have a delusional fanbase who thinks they would beat past ATG’s
22. The Klitschkos replace size with skill
23. The Klitschkos are not even legitimate doctors
24. The Klitschkos are the evil boring Russian from Rocky IV multiplied in evilness and boringnness
25. The Klitschkos have support from neo-nazi and white supremacist movements
26. Wlad ducked rematches with Corrie Sanders and Ross Puritty
27. Vitali always shoves his political crap into interviews
28. Wlad has ½ responsible for the monstrosity that was Klitschko vs Ibragimov
29. Vitali refuses to fight Haye and only sends him a contract after the Chisora fight is brewing
30. Wlad pulled out of a fight with Chisora twice
31. The Klitschkos state that anyone who hates them is jealous or racist
32. The Klitschkos pose naked together like a couple of fudgepackers
33. The Klitschkos got butthurt over David Haye’s big mean t-shirt
34. The Klitschkos have stupid nicknames
35. The Klitschkos make black and white videos like artsy douchebags
36. Vitali has a terrible resume
37. Wlad fought worn down versions of Mercer and Rahman and pretended they were legit wins
38. Vitali fought worn down versions of Briggs and Peter and pretended they were legit wins
39. Wlad promised to knock out David Haye and didn’t
40. Vitali is avoiding hungry new contenders by running into politics
41. The Klitschkos do not fight outside of Europe
42. The Klitschkos sign fights with guys who are not ready
43. The Klitschkos create unreasonable contracts and then say their opponent ducked them
44. The Klitschkos have overly long entrances to their fights
45. Wlad is a sore loser for saying he was poisoned against Lamon Brewster
46. Vitali always gets in fighters faces like a bully
47. Wlad cannot avenge his own losses
48. Vitali cannot accept his own losses
49. The Klitschkos are yet to individually or collectively accomplishment what real ATG’s have
50. The Klitschkos have ruined the heavyweight division of boxing

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Old 06-02-2012, 04:42 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Zombieguy View Post
1. The Klitschkos are boring to watch
2. The Klitschkos face poor opposition
3. The Klitschkos refuse to fight each other dispite being the #1 and #2 heavyweights
4. The Klitschkos fight guys much smaller than them with cautious styles
5. The Klitschkos lump their accomplishments together as if they are a tag team
6. Wlad commits fouls with excessive clinching
7. Vitali thinks he deserves an immediate rematch for getting stopped in 6 rounds
8. Wlad has a glass jaw which he hides with a boring style
9. Vitali is a steroid-abusing cheater
10. Wlad dropped the ball with Hayden FFS
11. The Klitschkos each face half the division and insist they've "cleared it out"
12. The Klitschkos boringness got heavyweight boxing dropped from HBO
13. The Klitschkos fight in an ugly oversized white ring
14. The Klitschkos force fighters into contracts where if they beat one they must fight the other
15. The Klitschkos put on disappointing performances even to their most die-hard fans
16. Vitali quit against Chris Byrd because of his glass heart and glass shoulder
17. Wlad ripped off the fans twice in a row against Mormeck and Thompson II
18. Vitali brags about his high KO % despite stopping 3/6 opponents, one of which was an injury
19. Wlad tells terrible jokes to show that he does not have the personality of cardboard
20. Vitali thinks his “knockout” of Solis was a real stoppage
21. The Klitschkos have a delusional fanbase who thinks they would beat past ATG’s
22. The Klitschkos replace size with skill
23. The Klitschkos are not even legitimate doctors
24. The Klitschkos are the evil boring Russian from Rocky IV multiplied in evilness and boringnness
25. The Klitschkos have support from neo-nazi and white supremacist movements
26. Wlad ducked rematches with Corrie Sanders and Ross Puritty
27. Vitali always shoves his political crap into interviews
28. Wlad has ½ responsible for the monstrosity that was Klitschko vs Ibragimov
29. Vitali refuses to fight Haye and only sends him a contract after the Chisora fight is brewing
30. Wlad pulled out of a fight with Chisora twice
31. The Klitschkos state that anyone who hates them is jealous or racist
32. The Klitschkos pose naked together like a couple of fudgepackers
33. The Klitschkos got butthurt over David Haye’s big mean t-shirt
34. The Klitschkos have stupid nicknames
35. The Klitschkos make black and white videos like artsy douchebags
36. Vitali has a terrible resume
37. Wlad fought worn down versions of Mercer and Rahman and pretended they were legit wins
38. Vitali fought worn down versions of Briggs and Peter and pretended they were legit wins
39. Wlad promised to knock out David Haye and didn’t
40. Vitali is avoiding hungry new contenders by running into politics
41. The Klitschkos do not fight outside of Europe
42. The Klitschkos sign fights with guys who are not ready
43. The Klitschkos create unreasonable contracts and then say their opponent ducked them
44. The Klitschkos have overly long entrances to their fights
45. Wlad is a sore loser for saying he was poisoned against Lamon Brewster
46. Vitali always gets in fighters faces like a bully
47. Wlad cannot avenge his own losses
48. Vitali cannot accept his own losses
49. The Klitschkos are yet to individually or collectively accomplishment what real ATG’s have
50. The Klitschkos have ruined the heavyweight division of boxing

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Old 06-02-2012, 05:04 AM   #12
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Wow the OP got absolutely shit on...

That shit was embarrassing.
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Old 06-02-2012, 05:13 AM   #13
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5. The Klitschkos lump their accomplishments together as if they are a tag team
6. Wlad commits fouls with excessive clinching
9. Vitali is a steroid-abusing cheater
11. The Klitschkos each face half the division and insist they've "cleared it out"
12. The Klitschkos boringness got heavyweight boxing dropped from HBO
13. The Klitschkos fight in an ugly oversized white ring
14. The Klitschkos force fighters into contracts where if they beat one they must fight the other
15. The Klitschkos put on disappointing performances even to their most die-hard fans
16. Vitali quit against Chris Byrd because of his glass heart and glass shoulder
17. Wlad ripped off the fans twice in a row against Mormeck and Thompson II
18. Vitali brags about his high KO % despite stopping 3/6 opponents, one of which was an injury
19. Wlad tells terrible jokes to show that he does not have the personality of cardboard
20. Vitali thinks his “knockout” of Solis was a real stoppage
21. The Klitschkos have a delusional fanbase who thinks they would beat past ATG’s
23. The Klitschkos are not even legitimate doctors
25. The Klitschkos have support from neo-nazi and white supremacist movements
26. Wlad ducked rematches with Corrie Sanders and Ross Puritty
28. Wlad has ½ responsible for the monstrosity that was Klitschko vs Ibragimov
29. Vitali refuses to fight Haye and only sends him a contract after the Chisora fight is brewing
30. Wlad pulled out of a fight with Chisora twice
31. The Klitschkos state that anyone who hates them is jealous or racist
32. The Klitschkos pose naked together like a couple of fudgepackers
33. The Klitschkos got butthurt over David Haye’s big mean t-shirt
35. The Klitschkos make black and white videos like artsy douchebags
36. Vitali has a terrible resume
37. Wlad fought worn down versions of Mercer and Rahman and pretended they were legit wins
38. Vitali fought worn down versions of Briggs and Peter and pretended they were legit wins
39. Wlad promised to knock out David Haye and didn’t
40. Vitali is avoiding hungry new contenders by running into politics
41. The Klitschkos do not fight outside of Europe
42. The Klitschkos sign fights with guys who are not ready
43. The Klitschkos create unreasonable contracts and then say their opponent ducked them
44. The Klitschkos have overly long entrances to their fights
45. Wlad is a sore loser for saying he was poisoned against Lamon Brewster
46. Vitali always gets in fighters faces like a bully
47. Wlad cannot avenge his own losses
48. Vitali cannot accept his own losses
49. The Klitschkos are yet to individually or collectively accomplishment what real ATG’s have


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^^Those are the best ones IMO.

51. Vitali, Danny Willliams 38 year old Tyson is the dumbest triangle theory in the history of the universe. Its a realm of retarded I honestly thought Id never see. No other fanbase is autistic enough to even come up with something so weak, pathetic and desperate.

The only Triangle theory approaching that idiocy is Wlad, Axel Schulz, 46 year old Foreman which isnt even a true triangle. How poor is the Klitschko resume that they have to resort to such Horse-sh.ttery?
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Old 06-02-2012, 05:38 AM   #14
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I agree with number 13. The rest are stupid.
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Old 06-02-2012, 05:54 AM   #15
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1. The Klitschkos are boring to watch
2. The Klitschkos face poor opposition
3. The Klitschkos refuse to fight each other dispite being the #1 and #2 heavyweights
4. The Klitschkos fight guys much smaller than them with cautious styles
5. The Klitschkos lump their accomplishments together as if they are a tag team
6. Wlad commits fouls with excessive clinching
7. Vitali thinks he deserves an immediate rematch for getting stopped in 6 rounds
8. Wlad has a glass jaw which he hides with a boring style
9. Vitali is a steroid-abusing cheater
10. Wlad dropped the ball with Hayden FFS
11. The Klitschkos each face half the division and insist they've "cleared it out"
12. The Klitschkos boringness got heavyweight boxing dropped from HBO
13. The Klitschkos fight in an ugly oversized white ring
14. The Klitschkos force fighters into contracts where if they beat one they must fight the other
15. The Klitschkos put on disappointing performances even to their most die-hard fans
16. Vitali quit against Chris Byrd because of his glass heart and glass shoulder
17. Wlad ripped off the fans twice in a row against Mormeck and Thompson II
18. Vitali brags about his high KO % despite stopping 3/6 opponents, one of which was an injury
19. Wlad tells terrible jokes to show that he does not have the personality of cardboard
20. Vitali thinks his “knockout” of Solis was a real stoppage
21. The Klitschkos have a delusional fanbase who thinks they would beat past ATG’s
22. The Klitschkos replace size with skill
23. The Klitschkos are not even legitimate doctors
24. The Klitschkos are the evil boring Russian from Rocky IV multiplied in evilness and boringnness
25. The Klitschkos have support from neo-nazi and white supremacist movements
26. Wlad ducked rematches with Corrie Sanders and Ross Puritty
27. Vitali always shoves his political crap into interviews
28. Wlad has ½ responsible for the monstrosity that was Klitschko vs Ibragimov
29. Vitali refuses to fight Haye and only sends him a contract after the Chisora fight is brewing
30. Wlad pulled out of a fight with Chisora twice
31. The Klitschkos state that anyone who hates them is jealous or racist
32. The Klitschkos pose naked together like a couple of fudgepackers
33. The Klitschkos got butthurt over David Haye’s big mean t-shirt
34. The Klitschkos have stupid nicknames
35. The Klitschkos make black and white videos like artsy douchebags
36. Vitali has a terrible resume
37. Wlad fought worn down versions of Mercer and Rahman and pretended they were legit wins
38. Vitali fought worn down versions of Briggs and Peter and pretended they were legit wins
39. Wlad promised to knock out David Haye and didn’t
40. Vitali is avoiding hungry new contenders by running into politics
41. The Klitschkos do not fight outside of Europe
42. The Klitschkos sign fights with guys who are not ready
43. The Klitschkos create unreasonable contracts and then say their opponent ducked them
44. The Klitschkos have overly long entrances to their fights
45. Wlad is a sore loser for saying he was poisoned against Lamon Brewster
46. Vitali always gets in fighters faces like a bully
47. Wlad cannot avenge his own losses
48. Vitali cannot accept his own losses
49. The Klitschkos are yet to individually or collectively accomplishment what real ATG’s have
50. The Klitschkos have ruined the heavyweight division of boxing

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Vlad is boring to watch..
Vitali is a true sweet scientist and very elusive. As a student of boxing I think Vitali is a truly skilled and intellectual pugilist in the ring!
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