UFC 157: Rousey vs. Carmouche

[slugger3000]

Originally Posted by Hatesrats

White just charged peeps for what would have been a Strikeforce card.
(THX Dana)

Tonights card was pretty lame!

I can't wait for UFC 160!!

[Rob_Floyd]

Originally Posted by slugger3000

Tonights card was pretty lame!

I can't wait for UFC 160!!

Card was really good, actually. Above average.

[coog]

Originally Posted by Rob_Floyd

They just did that, actually.

Pretty damn good card. Hendo/Machida was a bit of a disappointment, but other than that, I am pleased.

I always enjoy watching Machida fight. I can never figure out how these judges look at his fights. Any person that would have Henderson winningthat fight is insane . I gave all three rounds to him 30 to 27 I could see perhaps giving the first round to Henderson.

[Rob_Floyd]

Originally Posted by coog

I always enjoy watching Machida fight. I can never figure out how these judges look at his fights. Any person that would have Henderson winningthat fight is insane . I gave all three rounds to him 30 to 27 I could see perhaps giving the first round to Henderson.

Machida is one of my favorites, but there are some fights where he could definitely be a bit more offensive. This was one of them. If he would add just a consistent, solid, flickering jab into his arsenal, his fights would be a lot less debatable. Or maybe Jones style linear leg kicks kicks. Just something to add to his output when he isn't countering or throwing his real significant offensive strikes.

[slugger3000]

Originally Posted by Rob_Floyd

Card was really good, actually. Above average.

I didn't find it too good... Im going off the main 3 fights. Faber got a SUB in the 1st round.. Machida wins a lackluster fight and Ronda wins Via 1st round armbar.. Big suprise! The Main event was bullshit... Machida-Hendo should of been the main event because it would of been 5 rounds instead of 3! My grade for this card C-

Hopefully UFC 158 delivers!

[Rob_Floyd]

Originally Posted by slugger3000

I didn't find it too good... Im going off the main 3 fights. Faber got a SUB in the 1st round.. Machida wins a lackluster fight and Ronda wins Via 1st round armbar.. Big suprise! The Main event was bullshit... Machida-Hendo should of been the main event because it would of been 5 rounds instead of 3! My grade for this card C-

Hopefully UFC 158 delivers!

Faber got a great submission. It was a short fight, but that happens.

Machida/Hendo, yes, disappointing.

Liz put up a better fight than expecting, and Ronda got another armbar.

And it was a 12 fight card to me, not 3, so our outlooks differ there. At least 9 or those were exciting/interesting. C- is absurd. Like, not even a fan of the sport at all absurd.

[Primate]

And at least 2 of those fights were fantastic. Bermudez/Grice could likely be up for fight of the year

[gyll]

Even though Machida-Hendo turned out to be a bit of a snoozefest I still would have made it the main event (unless Rousey was fighting Cyborg). I get the fact that it was the first women's fight in the UFC but wtf has Rousey done to outshine Hendo and Machida? Are they gonna continue with this trend? Next time Rousey fights an overmatched opponent is she going to steal the spotlight over guys like Rua, Hendo, and big Nog? I don't blame the UFC for trying to cash in on Rousey's name but it just doesn't seem right to have her headlining a card over Hall of Fame veterans - unless she is in a mega bout against another big name female fighter such as Carano or Cyborg.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to have Rousey in the UFC. But if you asked me a week ago on which fight is worth paying for between Rousey-Carmouche and Hendo-Machida, it's a no-brainer. One is a classic matchup between two future Hall of Famers and the other is a stay busy fight for a champion.

[Johnstown]

I have theory...and let me know if i am wrong on this..but I think Liz could have won by a modified triangle choke...now hear me out.


she would not actually need to get it in the whole way...just partial....because she would win by drowning....now hear me out....


having Rousey that close to her crotch area would cause a fire house like squirting of lesbian Vay Jay juice directly into The Rowdy One's face and mouth.

Correct me if I am wrong?

[latineg]

Originally Posted by Johnstown

I have theory...and let me know if i am wrong on this..but I think Liz could have won by a modified triangle choke...now hear me out.


she would not actually need to get it in the whole way...just partial....because she would win by drowning....now hear me out....


having Rousey that close to her crotch area would cause a fire house like squirting of lesbian Vay Jay juice directly into The Rowdy One's face and mouth.

Correct me if I am wrong?

For the younger fan i would like to lie and tell you that your wrong, but what would that accomplish in the end ? They are still going to grow up and the fact is when they do the reality will be this kind of technique goes on all the time in closed gyms. Its become common place in so many underground gyms. Chicks are loading up on the hydrates before matches to make sure that they can squirt into the later rounds if need be. As a counter measure alot of women have begun training holding their breath while their trainers use a hose to simulate a pussy squirt if no ladies are in the gym or they are all juiced out and some poor dame wants to keep training.

Rousy however, does not fight in this world for the most part and thats why this would of been so effective. The moment the pussy juice hits the back of her throat and goes down the wrong way she in terror confronts the truth that she is on NATIONAL TV and Liz just shot a stream of pussy juice right into her mouth and eyes. [[ if liz was well trained like some of the vets, you always get the eyes also if you can ]] ,,,, as she is stunned processing this and how this will look on national TV and in those crucial seconds thats when Liz ups the volume and just keeps blasting it down Rousys throat into her lungs full force. Usually one would choke but Rousy is in shock and reacts late and instantly goes into convulsions gasping to expell the liquid from the lungs,,,,in truth most victories dont cum from drowning, thats quite a misnomer and hardly ever happens other than at the hard core dyke fight clubs and stuff. Most victorys simply cum from cinching in a sub or strikes as its a huge advantage in a fight when your opponent cant breath and is gasping for air. Most times people wont keep fighting when their opponent cant breath and is gasping for air. The natural instinct is to turn away from others going into a fetal type position, thus in some cases one will just pretend they werent going to take advantage of it and as soon as they go into the fetal position they will often pretend to comfort the choker only to cinch in a rear neked choke and watch how fast a already choking and gasping for air individual taps when they get thier airways totally closed down..

This was a good fight overall regardless. BUT no your totally not wrong, at one point Rousy was wide open for the pussy squirt and either Liz just didnt see it, didnt feel Rousy was doing it for her or what, i dont know in this sport you have got to take every wide opening that presents itself.

Am i wrong ?

[MaliSlamusrex]

Rousey grabbed Carmouche's head dragged her to the ground and Kesa Getame'd her, then punched her. Good Judo but skill wise not that great. maybe it was big fight nerves but I wasn't that impressed for a headline fight. There aren't that many high level women fights and it was a novelty to see the fight. But if two guys fought like that I'd want my money back.

What I will say it's a start. Men's MMA is a completely different sport to what it was 20 years ago. I think this was maybe more about the promotion of women's MMA over what I wanted to see. Fair enough... it's been done. But I don't want to see many of these fights as headliners.

Originally Posted by sugarngold

You're talking about an Olympic athlete. Right. Average.

[scurlaruntings]

Was i the only person hoping that one of Rhonda's lil tittys would fall out?

[Stoo]

I missed the card, be interested to see the numbers for this one

[scurlaruntings]

Originally Posted by Stoo

I missed the card, be interested to see the numbers for this one

There seemed to be quite a few empty seats. Still don't understand why the UFC thought it was a good idea to match Henderson with Machida. Now we'll likely see Machida Jones II.

[Deckard]

Originally Posted by scurlaruntings

There seemed to be quite a few empty seats. Still don't understand why the UFC thought it was a good idea to match Henderson with Machida. Now we'll likely see Machida Jones.

That's a weird spelling of Sonnen.