Official Haye will not make the weight

brown bomber · 03-06-2008, 01:35 PM

David Haye has just released this statement:

"I'm very sorry to announce that Haye-Macca will not be for the undisputed cruiserweight title as I have realised that I will be unable to make the Cruiserweight limit.

I have done everything correct in preperation for this bout but for the last week or so i've been unable to shift the final few pounds- I've spoke to my dietition and he's confirmed that the failiure to shift the final few pounds is due to RobPalmer swinging from my nuts and refusing to let go.

So far in the last week he has created 13 threads about me and I'm very disappointed with the content as they could quite simply been discussed in any one of the existing Haye-macca threads".

Rob Palmer was unavailable for comment.

03-06-2008, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff thomas

David Haye has just released this statement:

"I'm very sorry to announce that Haye-Macca will not be for the undisputed cruiserweight title as I have realised that I will be unable to make the Cruiserweight limit.

I have done everything correct in preperation for this bout but for the last week or so i've been unable to shift the final few pounds- I've spoke to my dietition and he's confirmed that the failiure to shift the final few pounds is due to RobPalmer swinging from my nuts and refusing to let go.

So far in the last week he has created 13 threads about me and I'm very disappointed with the content as they could quite simply been discussed in any one of the existing Haye-macca threads".

Rob Palmer was unavailable for comment.

First he scares Hatton into not fighting Witter and now this...

Robpalmer you've alot to pay for...

stuey · 03-06-2008, 01:39 PM

i thought that was fucking true to start with

brown bomber · 03-06-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dwilson

First he scares Hatton into not fighting Witter and now this...

Robpalmer you've alot to pay for...

robpalmer135 · 03-06-2008, 01:45 PM

Oh Jeff your gonna wish daddy had a sneaky bash the night you were concieved by the time I finish with you. All my Haye thread making capabilaties are gonna go into getting you back.

Sorry guys but I am not working anymore and get bloody bored as all my mates work and my girlfriend lives in France!

Beatboxer · 03-06-2008, 01:48 PM

Fucking hell you almost had me there!

My anticipation for this one has been steadily building as well!

brown bomber · 03-06-2008, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robpalmer135

Oh Jeff your gonna wish daddy had a sneaky bash the night you were concieved by the time I finish with you. All my Haye thread making capabilaties are gonna go into getting you back.

Sorry guys but I am not working anymore and get bloody bored as all my mates work and my girlfriend lives in France!

lol ...

Its on!

Cobbler · 03-06-2008, 01:53 PM

The fight's definately on.

Frank ****** has just announced the start time has been changed to 11 Saturday morning though.

LiamE · 03-06-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Cobbler

The fight's definately on.

Frank ****** has just announced the start time has been changed to 11 Saturday morning though.

Yeah right.

john b · 03-06-2008, 03:46 PM

Come On haye!

Benjiabc · 03-06-2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff thomas

David Haye has just released this statement:

"I'm very sorry to announce that Haye-Macca will not be for the undisputed cruiserweight title as I have realised that I will be unable to make the Cruiserweight limit.

I have done everything correct in preperation for this bout but for the last week or so i've been unable to shift the final few pounds- I've spoke to my dietition and he's confirmed that the failiure to shift the final few pounds is due to RobPalmer swinging from my nuts and refusing to let go.

So far in the last week he has created 13 threads about me and I'm very disappointed with the content as they could quite simply been discussed in any one of the existing Haye-macca threads".

Rob Palmer was unavailable for comment.

funniest post i read this year mate

doggyland · 03-06-2008, 06:00 PM

Do not tempt fate please

The Kurgan · 03-07-2008, 02:55 AM

This thread just made my day. The image of Haye trying to get down to 50 lbs to deal with the extra weight caused by robpalmer is classic!

Quote:

Originally Posted by robpalmer135

Oh Jeff your gonna wish daddy had a sneaky bash the night you were concieved by the time I finish with you. All my Haye thread making capabilaties are gonna go into getting you back.

Sorry guys but I am not working anymore and get bloody bored as all my mates work and my girlfriend lives in France!

Hey, if you're going to swing from nuts, it might as well be the nuts of the most entertaining boxer in Britain.

Govanmauler · 03-07-2008, 04:02 AM

ha ha ha ha ha quality work Jeff , whole office just looked over wondering why I'm pishing myself

Best post !

GABBY · 03-07-2008, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff thomas

Blimey Jeff i nearly had a heart attack then

03-06-2008, 01:35 PM	#1
brown bomber 2010 Poster of the Year East Side VIP Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 20,404 vCash: 1000	Official Haye will not make the weight David Haye has just released this statement: "I'm very sorry to announce that Haye-Macca will not be for the undisputed cruiserweight title as I have realised that I will be unable to make the Cruiserweight limit. I have done everything correct in preperation for this bout but for the last week or so i've been unable to shift the final few pounds- I've spoke to my dietition and he's confirmed that the failiure to shift the final few pounds is due to RobPalmer swinging from my nuts and refusing to let go. So far in the last week he has created 13 threads about me and I'm very disappointed with the content as they could quite simply been discussed in any one of the existing Haye-macca threads". Rob Palmer was unavailable for comment.
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03-06-2008, 01:39 PM	#3
stuey Never bet on England East Side Guru Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: the sham Posts: 8,955 vCash: 622	Re: Official Haye will not make the weight i thought that was fucking true to start with
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robpalmer135 Rage Rage East Side VIP Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North London Posts: 14,383 vCash: 75	Re: Official Haye will not make the weight Oh Jeff your gonna wish daddy had a sneaky bash the night you were concieved by the time I finish with you. All my Haye thread making capabilaties are gonna go into getting you back. Sorry guys but I am not working anymore and get bloody bored as all my mates work and my girlfriend lives in France!
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Beatboxer Champion East Side Guru Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 7,722 vCash: 1000	Re: Official Haye will not make the weight Fucking hell you almost had me there! My anticipation for this one has been steadily building as well!
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Govanmauler Champion East Side Guru Join Date: May 2007 Location: Glasgow Posts: 7,940 vCash: 1000	Re: Official Haye will not make the weight ha ha ha ha ha quality work Jeff , whole office just looked over wondering why I'm pishing myself Best post !
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