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Old 04-04-2008, 12:25 AM   #1
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Default 1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

I haven't seen any thread like this, so i thought i might start one cause they are always funny to have.

Quite simple, just tell signs that your too much in boxing. You can post more then once and more then one at the time, just make sure you number them correctly. Ima start with the first 5

You know your too much in boxing when:

1)Your a teacher in a math class, and your students don't understand the new ''10 points'' grading system. He also dosen't get how he ''failed the exam by unanimous decision''

2)When asked to describe the 2007 New England Patriots, you say ''their style was impetuous, their defense was impregnable.''

3)Your girlfriend is dressed in lingerie for your birthday and tells you she has a surprise for you waiting in the bedroom, to which you answer ''Lets get ready to RUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEE.''

4)Vegas is synonymous with big boxing match and not the Casino's.

5)You don't get that Micheal Buffer wasen't picked for America's got Talent.

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Old 04-04-2008, 12:30 AM   #2
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7) You watch fights on the spanish channels....yet you do not speak a WORD of spanish.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:31 AM   #3
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Watch the Hopkins/Taylor fights about 10 times.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:35 AM   #4
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9. you buy your kids Gloves & punching bag rather than Legos.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:36 AM   #5
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10. You watch boxing in youtube rather than stuff in the porno site.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:41 AM   #6
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There's no such thing
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:43 AM   #7
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There's no such thing
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:45 AM   #8
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There's no such thing


Damn right....
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:47 AM   #9
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1)your on here while working .

2)your helping a client while reading a thread then responding



i am doing both at this moment
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:49 AM   #10
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you got cable and satalite to watch all the boxing you can . you even call the satalite company to see if you can get setna to view uk fights but resort to bbc sports.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:51 AM   #11
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Everywhere you walk you make sure that the front toe of your left foot doesn't cross the imaginary line created by the heel of your right foot so as to maintain a proper boxing stance (right handed of course)
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:58 AM   #12
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You know your too into boxing when:

1) You follow boxers' careers and become emotionally invested in some of their fights.

2) You shiver in anticipation on the night of a great fight
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:59 AM   #13
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There's no such thing
Even as the creator of this thread, i second that.

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you got cable and satalite to watch all the boxing you can . you even call the satalite company to see if you can get setna to view uk fights but resort to bbc sports.
I second that too.
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:01 AM   #14
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Are any of you hooked on HBO's Countdown shows? I like watching them over and over again. Anyone know when they started doing these countdown shows before big fights?
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:07 AM   #15
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Are any of you hooked on HBO's Countdown shows? I like watching them over and over again. Anyone know when they started doing these countdown shows before big fights?
De La Hoya-Mayorga.
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