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Old 04-21-2008, 01:59 AM   #1
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Default Did I just see Amir Khan milking a cow???

I certainly did

My god, I recorded that programme earlier on, & just watched it, the one where Amir went up against a 6'5 14 stone policeman, & they had such great head to heads like who can milk a cow the best!!!
What a shitty programme. Amir beat the policeman at hammering nails, & the policeman milked the cow better than Amir.

Amir won in the end, cos he hung on a chin bar for longer & knew who Yogi Bear was. Car crash tv at its finest. Did anyone else see this cunt of of a programme?
I must be honest, & I dont say this as a boxing fan always licking the boxers arse. But IMO Amir looked as if he was cringing at being involved in this monstrosity of a show.

If anyone has an opinion, I would be glad to hear it. However, I wouldnt blame everyone for pretending they hadnt seen it, & had better things to do with their life.
It was THAT bad!
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Old 04-21-2008, 02:42 AM   #2
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Perhaps there will be a show with Frank ****** milking Amir Khan. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they've already got one.
It's called "The Big Fight Live" on ITV.
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Old 04-21-2008, 07:22 AM   #3
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Perhaps there will be a show with Frank ****** milking Amir Khan. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they've already got one.
It's called "The Big Fight Live" on ITV.





I missed this show thank god.
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Old 04-21-2008, 07:38 AM   #4
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I saw parts of this ludicrous programme and indeed Khan did look a bit embarrassed. The strangest part was watching that policeman try to kick a football. Truly bizarre. He had this morose look on his face like he wanted to kill Vernon Kay the moment he realised he would have to kick a ball and when you saw him try you could see why. His technique was similar to one of the mum's over the park on a Sunday. Hilarious but truly awful at the same time. He would rather have boxed Amir than have a penalty shoot-out against him.
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:02 AM   #5
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I only caught the last 3 challenges in this show.

The one where they had to hang on the bar was pathetic. It was obvious that Khan would win this task due to his vastly smaller frame.

The name the faces challenge was pathetic and should not be included on a sporting type challenge program. Both players embarassed themselves here. Khan stating that D.Ratcliffe was in fact Harry Potter was amusing, especially when Vernon explained that that was the character name.

The penalty football shootout was priceless. To shot 3 wide and the 4th at the goalkeeper was ridiculously poor. Khan did take some good ones though. The copper must be extremely upset with himself because if he could kick a ball he'd of been £50,000 better off. I thought he'd win because I thought he'd be able to kick harder and also due to his size advantage cover the goal better.

Pathetic show all in all and I hope never to watch it again.
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:10 AM   #6
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ITV should have brought Gladiator's back instead of alowing Sky to make it. That programme is pure class and real family entertainment. Plus it has hot ladies on it which is never a bad thing.



Anyone remember Jet?
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:24 AM   #7
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Jet. What a women. Particularily good at 'Hang Tough'.

Panther was alright aswell.

I went to see Gladiators live when I was a lad and it was ****ing brilliant. Fash said 'Awooga' and everything!
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:32 AM   #8
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Oh man, Jet...whoooo baby. Ahem.

It sounded like a cheap knock-off of that old Superstar Challenge.
Glad I missed this.
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Old 04-21-2008, 10:38 PM   #9
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I saw parts of this ludicrous programme and indeed Khan did look a bit embarrassed. The strangest part was watching that policeman try to kick a football. Truly bizarre. He had this morose look on his face like he wanted to kill Vernon Kay the moment he realised he would have to kick a ball and when you saw him try you could see why. His technique was similar to one of the mum's over the park on a Sunday. Hilarious but truly awful at the same time. He would rather have boxed Amir than have a penalty shoot-out against him.


Nice post, & couldnt agree with you more. That policeman, he didnt seem to know how to kick a ball, the first one he toe-blasted a mile over the bar had me doubled up with laughter! & what made it funnier was the depressed look on his face, he wasnt seeing the funny side of how shit he was at kicking a ball! Comedy gold.

I loved the way Khan showed no mercy when he scored the winning penalty, & the poor guy looked like he was about to top himself! strange stuff...

Khan was great at hammering those nails though, even with Vernon shouting in the background, "that nails bent, it wont count" who made up the rules that if the nail bends it doesnt count? Car Crash tv at its finest. It was so bad, I want to watch again if another boxer takes part
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Old 04-21-2008, 10:52 PM   #10
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It was one of the worst programs I've seen. Ever. It was absolutely brutal. Everything they did was stupid and went on way too long.

Hammering nails? What is that supposed to achieve? Who came up with the idea of hammering nails?! Pointless. And milking a ****ing cow?! What? I don't get it. I heard people laughing in the audience too, so I don't know what they were watching as it wasn't funny in the slightest.

It was the kind of TV that if you were watching it alone you'd still go red. Absolutely garbage.
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Old 04-22-2008, 04:05 AM   #11
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I'm glad I missed it, hammering nails?!?!? what the **** passes for tv these days???

'Next week on (whatever the **** its called) A fitness instructor goes up against Dame Judy Dench to see who can scrub floors the fastest'
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Old 04-22-2008, 06:05 AM   #12
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Not sure boxers going on reality TV shows is always a wise move.

Remember Nigel Benn on the 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' show and seeing how this guy who had been in boxing wars was petrified of spiders! Think he was voted off early - was forever falling out with fellow contestants.
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:40 AM   #13
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I loved the way Khan showed no mercy when he scored the winning penalty, & the poor guy looked like he was about to top himself! strange stuff...

Khan was great at hammering those nails though, even with Vernon shouting in the background, "that nails bent, it wont count" who made up the rules that if the nail bends it doesnt count? Car Crash tv at its finest. It was so bad, I want to watch again if another boxer takes part
Khan was a right little bastard during the 'hanging on a bar' challenge aswell, eyeballing the policeman all the way. The poor man was broken by the end of the show. Brilliant TV.

If I'm in next Sunday I will watch this show again just to see what bizarre challenges Vernon has in store.
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Old 04-22-2008, 08:59 AM   #14
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khan cant drive, did you see him he was all over the place
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:03 AM   #15
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khan cant drive
There's an old fella on crutches that can vouch for that. Naz must have taught Khan to drive.
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