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Got Dat Black & Gold Soul
ESB Addict
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: New Orleans, LA
Posts: 1,760
vCash: 2501 |
If you can't tell, I'm procrastinating from writing this paper so hard that I'm posting pictures of myself on the internet.
Yeah, yeah, I'm 20 but I look like I'm 15. |
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Champion
East Side Guru
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,610
vCash: 1000 |
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Sweet Pea at the club getting ready to approach a young lady. Comb : 2 Dollars ![]() The recent embroidered addition to his jacket and where his last paycheck went. Letting people know who your are : 65 Dollars ![]() Him and his gang of hooligans appropriating funds from a local nerd Set of Dumbells to ensure lifting strength : 90 Dollars ![]() Now that the cover charge has been paid, thanks to their earlier shenanigans and thuggery perpetrated against the unsuspecting nerd, the gang is waiting, praying, that shit pops off.........knowing that the dance moves that they've aquired after countless hours, weeks, months, years of relentless practice will win them any dance battle.............. and score them the gals. Freshly shined shoes courtesy of Mr. "call da amba lamps" : 10 Dollars ![]() Life is goooooooood. So long as your name is Sweet Pea and you're rockin' a leather jacket. "Oh that Sweet Pea, he's soooo dreamy" the girls think, moistening at the meer mention of his name. Binaca so your breath is fresh for the ladies : 2 Dollars. ![]() The pay off: 36 pack of Condoms : 20 Dollars ![]() Enjoying the sweet sensation that only conquering a dumb hooor can provide Pack a Smokes : 5 Dollars ![]() ![]() The look on his face and projectile vomiting that inevitably follow after the realization that his leather jacket, excessive drinking, and all around tomfoolery have once again been a catalyst for him fucking some fat bitch............. Priceless |
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Contender
ESB Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: United States
Posts: 1,308
vCash: 1000 |
My new avatar is me. The picture was taken in March, 2010. A lot of snow was still on the ground, and a lot of snowy hair is still on my head (where black hair used to be).
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MAB.
East Side VIP
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: UK, England
Posts: 36,388
vCash: 842 |
Fuck off with your Ryder bollocks! Here's more to dis-confirm that rubbish.
![]() ![]() Yes, the girl in the last one isn't good, but I don't who she was and nothing happened so...clear conscience on my part. |
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Nash Equilibrium Debunker
East Side VIP
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Boston
Posts: 123,334
vCash: 0 |
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![]() You squeezed her shoulder. There's a clear indentation beneath your pinky and ring fingers. That unmistakable dimpling can only mean "fond honk" - which in some southeast Asian cultures is considered marriage. |
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