HBO Tripleheader: Alexander-Matthysse, Cloud-Mack, Stiverne-Austin RBR

McNemar wheezes and growls on his stool, with a gravelly "OHHHH GOD!!!" sounding like a porn actor. :barf

He then makes an awful sound deep in his throat and hocks up some phlegm in between chugs off the water bottle.

 

Round 10

McNemar is boxing coolly, taking measured steps to remain on the outside with Coyne not bothering to rush in and apply any pressure. Right hands through the gloves by McNemar. Now he comes on and trickles in with a combo to the head. Jab to the face of Coyne, who isn't defending very convincingly. Right hook by Coyne. Pair of body shots by McNemar and then a 1-2 upstairs. Coyne backs him off with a left uppercut. Both work their hands on the inside and just manage to rough each other up, wrists tapping up against chins but no real punches landing. Hook/right/hook by McNemar. Clinch.

10-9 McNemar

96-94 Coyne

 

Oh ****, we are going two more.

At this rate, McNemar is on pace to sweep the last two (with Coyne's work rate down to almost nil) and eke out a draw.

Both would keep their zeroes.

 

Round 11

McNemar hooks and jabs at the face of Coyne, with almost nothing coming back. Coyne rolls his arms and throws a high right hook. Body shots by McNemar. Left jab by McNemar, and he hops in place on the outside and crosses his forearms to block a long reaching shot from Coyne. High arcing right hook by Coyne, crashes into the guard. McNemar lands a good combo. Coyne's eye is bleeding slightly. McNemar taps him softly with little pitter-patters while standing right in front of him. Coyne gets in one good left uppercut. McNemar lines up a straight right hand to the face.

10-9 McNemar

105-104 Coyne

 

...is he reading my RBR while calling the action ringside? :blood