Glass Jaw Prospect Watch

No, I'm going to ask you where I've just mindlessly banged my head into the wall by saying "Glass Jaws Exist" and other cliches over and over. Granted, I have used some typical chinchecker lingo in the midst of making my points, most of which actually haven't had much to do with chins, but really, anyone looking past my attention-getting thread titles and over-the-top bombast in blasting chins would see that I'm actually offering quite a bit more insight than the typical chinchecker who really doesn't say much more than, "glass jaws exist".

And I'm still wondering why you can't just answer the questions asked in my threads. I didn't just drone on with "Glass Jaws Exist", I asked a simple question, who are the worst glass jaws in MMA and which guys do you suspect of harboring a china chin? Disrespectful? No, no more disrespectful then asking who has the worst hands in MMA or which prospect do you have less than high hopes for but no, throw in some chin talk and it all of a sudden takes a sinister and, oooohhhhhh, SO DISRESPECTFUL tone.

Now, I'll actually say it. Glass Jaws exist in MMA and given how many of you fanboys have acknowledged that Silva's chin cost him against Leben, you should want to know who else is getting ready to have their porcelain popped when their dropped. This thread answers it and if you want to make some bets find dog odds on any of the winners I listed. I made $300 on Wanderlei because the bookies didn't realize what a garbage chin he had and I, expert chinchecker, did.

 

******s who find three concise paragraphs to be a challenging and taxing read exist, it's irrefutable. People who claim not to have read something because they lack an effective retort also exist, and they too are undeniable. Cheers ****.

 

Laughing? Sure, says the dummy who hasn't scored a single ****ing point yet on either my chinchecking ability, fight sport analysis, and can't even explain what's so offensive or "trollish" about threads that are far less offensive and frankly, more intelligent and fact-based than anything the rest of the chincheckers put out.

Admit it, the thought of glass chins either scares or offends you because you have one or your favorite heroes harbor one. Or you're just one of those idiots that finds it disrespectful to critique what is simply another attribute a pro fighter can possess. Wake up, Glass Jaws Exist In MMA!

 

What a brilliant riposte. Once again the actions of someone who doesn't like what I have to say but completely lacks the verbosity to express that distaste.

 

Your rubbish sense of humor, poor debating ability, subpar English skills, and shitty attempt at a pun and alliteration on my handle all showed superbly in your last volley of posts.

Hissy fit??:rofl Yeah, coming back with more patented glass jaw and idiot jokes at your expense is certainly a hissy fit. Come back when your balls drop or your chin fills out junior, because you certainly need to get your weight up before verbally sparring with an undisputed champion of linguistic lashings.

You still haven't proven that you know a single thing about fighting, chins, or that you can actually retort to anything I said rather than posting your chinless peons' responses to my important task of chinchecking. Go **** some sheep and chew some gum to get that Welsh chin up to par.