How to: Hate on Wladimir Klitschko

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  1. Slyk

    Slyk Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Here is the proper way to become a Wlad hater--

    First, watch one of his fights.

    If he wins by decision, make a thread about how Wlad has overrated power, and can't put away guys that Tyson would've KO'd in 1. Go on to say that he fights scared, and never lets his hands go, ever. Talk about how Wlad stunk out the joint regardless of how defensive the other boxer fought, and go on to call him boring.

    If he wins by late KO, make a thread about how it took him XX amount of round to put away ______, who is a tomato can. Go on to say that Tyson would have ended the fight in 2 rounds tops, and Wlad waits until XX round to let his hands go after jabbing the whole fight.

    If he wins by early KO, make a thread about how weak the HW division is. Talk about how everyone in the division except the Klitschkos (who are clearly B level fighters that are just big) is a tomato can. Go on to say that this is possibly the worst HW era ever. Be sure to use the line "If someone like Wlad can KO ______ so early, the HW division is truly in shambles."

    If he loses by TKO (this part is essential for Wlad haters), make threads about Wlad having a glass jaw. Make the point that _____, an ATG, would never lose to a bum like that. Remember to constantly post videos of the TKO. If Wlad fans try to tell you 2/3 of his losses were from punching himself out, laugh at them and tell them that's an outright lie as Wlad is incapable of letting his hands go, even with Steward yelling at him.

    Let the hate flourish :good
     
  2. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Excellent, I'll be sure to follow your advice!

    Now, did you have a point?
     
  3. Asterion

    Asterion Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Excellent :good
     
  4. TheGreat

    TheGreat Boxing Junkie banned

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    Simply tell the truth
     
  5. bballchump11

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    I agree
     
  6. BoxingDomain

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    This man speaks the truth.
     
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  8. Rhino718

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    If you dont enjoy watching someone fight for your own personal entertainment you are considered a hater. Wlad is not fun to watch. Calling it like I see it.
     
  9. Joker

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    He cures insomnia the boring *****. Klit loves jabathons
     
  10. Scottish

    Scottish Khan(t) take a punch Full Member

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    Truth
     
  11. Boxing Fanatic

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    it doesnt take a freakin' idiot to know the guy is boring :lol::roll: what a ******ed thread :patsch
     
  12. Rhino718

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    Yeah, everyone is a hater though:-(
     
  13. Scottish

    Scottish Khan(t) take a punch Full Member

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    If Klitschko was fighting in my back garden i would shut the curtains!
     
  14. kommieforniaglo

    kommieforniaglo Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    **** :lol:
     
  15. Slyk

    Slyk Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Good stuff so far guys!

    Don't forget to mention that he's a poor man's Lennox Lewis :good

    Let the hate flow.