You know you've watched too much boxing when....

Ha ha, that's quite funny (sorry for your grandmother though!)

 

hahaha this is quality!when i have house free, plug in my lap top and watch my aztec show card, and neighbours come to door for something and hear this crazy mexican commentary, "what the **** you watchign"and the look of puzzlement and disbelief when you tell em.....haha

 

when you can't get on the bathroom scales without flexing your biceps and doing a cut-throat gesture like you're at a weigh-in

 

you find yourself throwing combinations at the pull cord light switch in the bathroom because you think you're a young Sugar Ray Robinson

 

Or standing on it buck naked an having two men hold a towel up to protect your modesty (No homo)

 

I'm afraid ain't no way two guys are gonna be in my bathroom post shower!!

 

Shadow box in front of every mirror you go past
Walk down the street with earphones in and pretend it's your entrance music. Entourage behind you as you're walking into the lions den. That focused look in your eye not even broken by a girl in booty shorts. You start singing your entrance song to get you even more pumped up as you step through the ropes and then get hit by a truck

 

Get your mrs to "put her hands up", and proceed to throw 3 left hooks in succession and then a straight right. When she's down, stand over her just like Ali used to. Walk around house shouting "I'm the greatest, I shook up the world."
Or something like that

 

I use p4p for everything now.

 

You read out Spanish holiday resorts in the brochure like Michael Buffer announcing some mexican warrior

COSTA DEL SSSSOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

 

You search for celebrities on boxrec instead of wiki.

You get in from holiday at 5am and check the boxing results before sleeping.

 

You try a cheeky ham shank whilst wearing boxing gloves

 

When you celebrate like Duran in Montreal after beating a mate at FIFA. "**** YOU!! YOU ****! I SHOW YOU!!!!

 

:good

 

You can't weigh yourself without checking whether you are under the divisional limit.