Jimmy Young (with sledgehammer) vs. Valuev in platform shoes

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  1. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Could Young's underrated power -- combined with a sledgehammer -- overcome Valuev's granite chin reinforced by Tyson's 3" shock-absorbing platform shoes?
     
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  2. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    Platforms would give you worse balance. I see a quick stab of the handle of the sledgehammer from Young knocking Valuev back on to his heels and toppling the giant for a 20 second KO.
     
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  3. cross_trainer

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    That is a plausible outcome.
     
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  4. DDDUUDDDEE

    DDDUUDDDEE Undisputed Ambien (taker) Full Member

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    Bull**** is it! :twisted:

    Valuev wears him down and stops him thanks to his platform shoes being able to absorb any sledgehammer blow known to man.
     
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  5. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    :patsch

    This isn't some clinch-happy journeyman who should have lost to Holyfield three times. This is JIMMY. EFFIN'. YOUNG.

    Valuev's cranium might -- MIGHT! -- withstand Jimmy's sledgehammer blows if Valuev wears Tyson's special platform shoes, but NOBODY shakes off Young's underrated power. Not Norton, not Foreman, not Ali. (Except for Ali and Norton). Unless the shoes had an air bubble and massaging gel insoles, it would be touch and go for a while.
     
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  6. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    I dunno. The 3inch soles seem passable, whereas the sledgehammer seems excessive. You'd never get away with it in the ring. Not like how Tyson did it in virtually all of his professional fights, only to now call his entire career into question. :blood
     
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  7. Swarmer

    Swarmer Patrick Full Member

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    young would need a 50 cal to make this even make this competitive.
     
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  8. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    True. Niko's got two 50 cals, one on each shoulder. He bought his wife tickets to the gun show... by reading her his poetry. (sigh) He's the greatest.
     
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  9. TheGreatA

    TheGreatA Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    The correct answer to this question is that Dempsey ducked Harry Wills.
     
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  10. KOTF

    KOTF Bingooo Full Member

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    If Valuev can stick and move (in platform shoes), he'd outbox the sledgehammer Young, considering he'd find it hard to put his head in between the ropes to evade Valuev's jab
     
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  11. kenmore

    kenmore Boxing Addict Full Member

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    In all seriousness, if Valuev and Young fought while both were at the respective peaks, Young would have won an easy UD.
     
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  12. Jorodz

    Jorodz watching Gatti Ward 1... Full Member

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    in all seriousness, you're in the wrong forum for such nonsense. take your constructive analysis to the general, noob
     
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  13. Mendoza

    Mendoza Hrgovic = Next Heavyweight champion of the world. banned Full Member

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    Well, if the fight took place in Italy, then Young for sure. But if they were in Germany...
     
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  14. Foreman Hook

    Foreman Hook ☆☆☆ G$ora ☆☆☆ Full Member

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    Jimmy Young boxes Valubum's sweaty socks off.
     
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  15. tommygun711

    tommygun711 The Future Full Member

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    Young WITHOUT the damn sledgehammer KO's valuev. with the sledgehammer he knocks him unconcious
     
    tommygun711, Jul 16, 2011
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