Random Stuff that makes you laugh in boxing

Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by haye_the_joke, Jul 13, 2011.


  1. WalletInspector

    WalletInspector Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    Come to think of it... :think
     
  2. ScubaSteve

    ScubaSteve Dwylo o Garreg Full Member

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    :lol:
     
  3. Shearsie

    Shearsie Active Member Full Member

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    Anyone mentioned jokes about Bika's wife?

    Crack me up everytime.

    Poor bugger; what was he thinking.
     
  4. Mandanda

    Mandanda SkillspayBills Full Member

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    Thinking about a Visa i'd hope..
     
  5. El Greeno

    El Greeno Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Not trying to be patronising but the optimism of a lot of boxing fans despite the amount of **** they sit through makes me smile. Fights not being made, promoters not working together or putting on fights people want to see and when fights do get made they stink the joint out, and yet whenever a FW PPV is mentioned it seems that Rob Palmer and others come up with brilliantly fanciful fight cards that could occur. I think generally, you have to have a serious amount of stickability to be a boxing fan:D
     
  6. miguel2010

    miguel2010 His hands are his weapons Full Member

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    german ring entrances
     
  7. DrMo

    DrMo Team GB Full Member

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    German commentators. I dont speak a word of German but they make me laugh.
     
  8. s23041983

    s23041983 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Whenever a fighter, typically an american fighter, beats his opponent he says ''i wanna thank god for this victory''...


    ... so if he made you win then that means he also made the other guy lose... WHAT A *******... DOES HE LOVE YOU MORE THAN HIM OR SOMETHING? :patsch:lol:
     
  9. bobalachko

    bobalachko Active Member Full Member

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    Usman Ahmed ring walk and build up before he was knocked out by Ashley sexton
     
  10. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    When you have two fighters in the ring wearing almost identical shorts, yet the commentators go out of their way to explain which fighter is according to the detail on their trunks instead of just saying 'Smith is the black guy and Daniels is white'.

    It's ok, you can mention the colour of someone's skin! It doesn't make you a racist!
     
  11. widdy

    widdy lancs,where real men live Full Member

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    i remember steve holdsworth(i think it was his name) euro sport commentator,i was watching a fight,can't remember what,and he started saying "whats he wearing on his feet,are they trainers,the sole looks a bit slippery,wonder where he got them from,what he paid for them"ect ect,always ****ing off on other subjects instead of the fight and laughing to himself. used to like him though,made some fights enjoyable
     
  12. MagicMan91

    MagicMan91 The Main Event Mafia Full Member

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    I love that! Or they go by glove colour :lol:
     
  13. 2TUFF

    2TUFF Member Full Member

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    Me and my pal were in stitches at carl dilks face while he was gettin done by degale
    old dilksys mush was propa classic
     
  14. Rutzini

    Rutzini Bob n Weave Full Member

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    Only one person has got away with that!

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  15. Redondo5

    Redondo5 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    James Toney's comments after RJJ v Hopkins II

    "His (Hopkins) mother ****ed a goat" - his explanation for why Hopkins runs in head first, throws a punch then grabs.