Best excuses after a fight

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  1. assassin6

    assassin6 New Member Full Member

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    Ok, from the most recent ones of David Haye's 'toe' to Derek Chisora's 'hernia' problem back to the funnier one of Oscar De La Hoya's 'yesterday i ate bad oysters', and the typical one of 'i make no excuses, but'... which ones are the funniest, unusual, good or most ridiculous excuses you've ever heard in boxing?
     
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  2. Ripper11

    Ripper11 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    damn which one of Pacquiao's do I bring up?
     
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  3. Rudyard

    Rudyard **** How You Feel!! HOE! banned

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    " I lost because I didnt want my dad to get any credit"

    :rofl:rofl
     
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  4. dwighttsharpe

    dwighttsharpe Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Obviously, Clottey's tops them all.

    Sorry, I just had to Go !

    Don't you just have to go sometimes?
     
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  5. Henke67

    Henke67 One of the 45% Full Member

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    Vinny Paz claiming he lost to RJJ because he drank too much coffee and was suffering from. A caffeine come-down!
     
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  6. Bo Bo Olson

    Bo Bo Olson Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Dempsey's made him well liked, in he was not well liked because he was a 'draft' dodger. "I forgot to duck."
     
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  7. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    My back is broken.............spinal.
     
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  8. v2k987

    v2k987 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    BUT he actually won that fight!!!
     
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  9. J.E.Cash

    J.E.Cash Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I would have won if he didn't knock me out.
     
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  10. LukeO

    LukeO Erik Morales is God Full Member

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    "I was ahead by a coontry mile"
     
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  11. v2k987

    v2k987 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "The promotional tour made me really tired" - Zab Judah blaming Don King for the Baldomir loss
     
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  12. Divi253

    Divi253 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Clottey having the shits is a good one, but took him that long flight home to come up with didn't it?

    Pac having his blood taken before a fight was another good one that people cling onto today, but he too didn't come up with the excuse until after his long flight back home.

    And the always classic, 'I make no excuses but...'
     
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  13. assassin6

    assassin6 New Member Full Member

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    yeah this one was classic :yep
     
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  14. Masamune

    Masamune Active Member Full Member

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    Estelle Taylor : " what happened Ginsburg " ( her pet name for jack )

    Dempsey : " honey I forgot to duck "


    That brief exchange right after his first loss Tunney planted Dempsey into the hearts of fans all over the world - he became far more loved due to his gracious acceptance of defeat than he ever was when he was the champion.
     
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  15. Atritionist

    Atritionist Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    "I got cramps from eating too much Licorice..."
    -Roger Mayweather after quiting against JC Chavez
     
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