Best excuses after a fight

Ok, from the most recent ones of David Haye's 'toe' to Derek Chisora's 'hernia' problem back to the funnier one of Oscar De La Hoya's 'yesterday i ate bad oysters', and the typical one of 'i make no excuses, but'... which ones are the funniest, unusual, good or most ridiculous excuses you've ever heard in boxing?

 

damn which one of Pacquiao's do I bring up?

 

" I lost because I didnt want my dad to get any credit"

:rofl:rofl

 

Obviously, Clottey's tops them all.

Sorry, I just had to Go !

Don't you just have to go sometimes?

 

Vinny Paz claiming he lost to RJJ because he drank too much coffee and was suffering from. A caffeine come-down!

 

Dempsey's made him well liked, in he was not well liked because he was a 'draft' dodger. "I forgot to duck."

 

My back is broken.............spinal.

 

BUT he actually won that fight!!!

 

I would have won if he didn't knock me out.

 

"I was ahead by a coontry mile"

 

"The promotional tour made me really tired" - Zab Judah blaming Don King for the Baldomir loss

 

Clottey having the shits is a good one, but took him that long flight home to come up with didn't it?

Pac having his blood taken before a fight was another good one that people cling onto today, but he too didn't come up with the excuse until after his long flight back home.

And the always classic, 'I make no excuses but...'

 

yeah this one was classic :yep

 

Estelle Taylor : " what happened Ginsburg " ( her pet name for jack )

Dempsey : " honey I forgot to duck "


That brief exchange right after his first loss Tunney planted Dempsey into the hearts of fans all over the world - he became far more loved due to his gracious acceptance of defeat than he ever was when he was the champion.

 

"I got cramps from eating too much Licorice..."
-Roger Mayweather after quiting against JC Chavez