Amateur hour at the local high school would be much higher quality than this ****... Stop this sad excuse for rapping and get on with the fight!
For those not watching live, this is the indignity endured by Tua (and everyone watching right now): [yt]soEjX2YD3yM[/yt] ...only it's an even shittier live version, with the fat dude gasping for breath.
The "entertainment" side is over. Tua and Barrett warming up in the dressing room. Ring walks to start any minute now.
**** me! This ring announcer is a rock star. MAKE SOME NOISE! *Looks up in the sky* waiting for some fireworks to shoot off behind him. Alright, here comes Monte Barrett.
Barrett is getting loudly booed, so they crank his bass-heavy walkout music up high enough to drown out the crowd.
...This feels weird...Fine job, DD, yet still this feels weird. I feel like...I don't know...Ever poop in front of a magazine with Pam Grier on the cover, so it feels like she's staring at you? I'm getting that kind of weirdness. It starts right at the taint and-...Ah, well. I'm just saying. Very weird.