Should Enzo Cazlaghe be reported as a Benefit Cheat ?

A Poem titled :Camp Calzaghe

Camp Calzaghe is based deep in the Valleys of South Wales.
Camp Calzaghe is a place for champions and sparring tales.
Camp Calzaghe produced Joe Calzaghe and Enzo Macc.
Camp Calzaghe is run by a man who seems like he is on some kind of crack.
Camp Calzaghe has a gym and some punch bags - but no skipping rope.
Camp Calzaghe fed Enzo Macc to David Haye and he never had a hope.
Camp Calzaghe is run by a Benefit cheat.
Camp Calzaghe will never admit a defeat.
Camp Calzaghe will always blame mistakes.
Camp Calzaghe often dig their own graves.
Camp Calzaghe have a Vauxhall People Carrier parked outside the gym.
Camp Calzaghes diet never makes their fighters too slim.
Camp Calzaghe enjoy Pie and Chips.
Camp Calzaghe often make themselves look a right bunch of tits.

 

Your legacy and place in the future hall of fame is assured with this masterpiece. :deal

Can Enzo resurrect his career and one day sit with you too among the gods..

 

FYI - I've sent the link to this thread to a few mates in work, they love it. They are all planning on setting up accounts as Flint aliases.

 

Flint, do you think there is a market for an 'Enzo Macc at the O2 book of Haikus' in South Wales?

Maybe there can be some colouring pages and crayons involved as well to expand the market share.

Once the people in literary circles have finished reading, they can give it to their kids to colour in Enzo C's complexion.

 

:happy

Spread the word,

Its very important all Benefit Cheats are exposed and brought to justice. :deal

 

I'm sure a colouring book for Enzo Macc would sell very well in the Swansea / Bridgend area.

He is a popular hero amongst the kids - ever since he was crowned WBU "World" Crusierweight Champion.

And when he moved to Camp Calzaghe and won the WBO belt - his status soared.

 

Yeah, especially those driving people carriers and dining out at high class joints like Mickeyfish....all on taxpayers' dosh.

 

:hellohi

 

two chip butties please
pop a gherkin in too mate
i'm feeling lucky

 

Have you transformed into a PK alias?

 

Pink Panther sent me a friend request earlier.

I accpeted it - no reason not too - seems like a nice enough chap.

 

Flint, I am down your neck of the woods tomo.

Fos Llas in the day then Swansea Town Centre in the night.

 

atsch

 

Ffos Las was on today.

Is there another meeting on tommorow ?

 

Ladies day tomo.

Given that we are in Swansea though the 'ladies' bit is relative.